Lateness

1. Lateness: the date is basically over before it even begins.
遲到：約會(huì)在開(kāi)始之前就注定了失敗。

Pimple

2. Getting a huge pimple.
起了一個(gè)巨大的青春美麗痘。

Period

3. Unexpectedly getting your period.
“大姨媽”意外造訪。

Someone Boring

4. Going on a date with someone so boring you forget their name as soon as it’s over.
約會(huì)的對(duì)象如此無(wú)聊，以至于一結(jié)束你就把TA的名字給忘了。

Job Interview

5. Your date feeling more like a job interview than a date.
約會(huì)跟面試似的，那還約什么會(huì)啊。

Diarrhea

6. Diarrhea?… and other intestinal concerns.
腹瀉……以及其他腸胃不適。

EX

7. Your date talking about his or her ex on your date.
約會(huì)時(shí)對(duì)方總在談?wù)撟约旱那芭?前男友。

Food in Teeth

8. Finding the piece of food in your date’s teeth more interesting than what they are saying.
發(fā)現(xiàn)約會(huì)對(duì)象牙齒里的菜葉比TA談?wù)摰脑掝}更有趣。

Bill Nonsense

9. Awkward splitting the bill nonsense.
約會(huì)時(shí)平攤費(fèi)用很尷尬啊...

Wanna Come Upstairs?

10. Awkward “Wanna come upstairs?” talk.
火候沒(méi)到就問(wèn)對(duì)方：“愿意上樓坐坐嗎？”

Fake Smile

11. Having to fake smile/fake laugh.
強(qiáng)裝笑臉，無(wú)奈無(wú)聊。

Excuse to Leave

12. Your date making up a lame excuse to leave early.
約會(huì)對(duì)象想提前離開(kāi)，卻撒了個(gè)十分蹩腳的謊言。