Cover Letter

1. When you have to write yet another cover letter.
當(dāng)你因?yàn)榉N種原因很不幸地需要重新寫求職信的時候。

Former Classmate

2. When a former classmate applies to the same position as you.
當(dāng)你投了某個職位，卻突然發(fā)現(xiàn)一個以前的同學(xué)也投了。

Typo in the Email

3. When you realize there was a typo in the email you just sent to a potential employer.
當(dāng)你發(fā)現(xiàn)你剛剛發(fā)送的求職郵件中有拼寫錯誤的時候。

Didn't Change the Name

4. Or even worse, when you realize you didn’t change the name of the company in your cover letter.
或者更糟的是，你意識到你發(fā)送的求職信里公司名字沒改。

New Workplace

5. When your classmates post pictures of their new workplace on Facebook.
當(dāng)你看到你同學(xué)在臉書個人主頁上上傳了新公司照片的時候。

Complaint of Work

6. And when some of them complain because they’re working too much.
當(dāng)一些你的同學(xué)抱怨工作太多的時候。

Unpaid Internship

7. When you end up applying to an unpaid internship.
當(dāng)你最終淪落到不得不申請一個無薪實(shí)習(xí)的時候。

Or to some poorly paid part-time position where the salary won’t even cover your rent.
或者，你兼職賺的那點(diǎn)可憐薪水連付房租都不夠。

Lack of Experience

8. When the recruiter of the internship rejects your application because of your “l(fā)ack of experience.”
當(dāng)你因?yàn)椤皼]有工作經(jīng)驗(yàn) ” ，求職申請被實(shí)習(xí)生招募人員拒絕的時候。

How the fuck are we supposed to get some experience if nobody lets us work in the first place?
天曉得沒有人讓我們工作，我們哪里來的工作經(jīng)驗(yàn)！

My Degree

9. When someone tells you: “I don’t understand how you can end up unemployed with all the money you spent on your degree!”
當(dāng)別人跟你說“真是想不通你花了那么多錢上大學(xué)怎么找不著工作？”的時候。

Well, neither can I so there is no need to rub salt in the wound.
老實(shí)說，我也不知道，所以別在傷口上撒鹽了！

Try Everything

10. When someone asks you if you’re really trying everything to get a job.
當(dāng)被人質(zhì)疑自己是否盡全力找工作的時候。

I’ve tried everything within the boundaries of the law. Any other suggestion?
我想說，我就差沒犯法了，你還有什么好建議嗎？

Lower Your Expectations

11. “Maybe you should lower your expectations?”
聽到別人說“你對工作的要求別那么高”的時候。

They can’t really get any lower than they are right now.
拜托，我的要求已經(jīng)低得不能再低了。

Waiting

12. When you’re waiting to hear from a potential employer.
面試以后等潛在的雇主消息的時候。

Get Rejected

13. When you get rejected. Again.
當(dāng)你再一次求職失敗的時候。

Interview

14. When you get rejected after THREE FUCKING INTERVIEWS.
當(dāng)你三番五次地面試失利的時候。

And you had invested all of your money in a professional-looking outfit for the occasion.
更慘的是，為了面試你花光所有的錢去買了一套像樣的正裝。

Rejection Email

15. When you receive a template rejection email.
當(dāng)你收到拒信郵件的時候（還都是模板發(fā)送）。

At least they “wish you the best in your future endeavors.”
他們千篇一律地會“祝你有一個美好的未來”。