這次Jay被人嘲笑了~~

Hints：Oregon

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In Oregon , the state legislature ratified a , un , bill … that from now on it is crime to have sex in Oregon with a farm animal. How ugly are the women in Oregon? He's funny , Jay. I know. See? I can tell you're not - you're not from Oregon. No. You are gorgeous. Thank you. Thank you for bringing your father to the show. Oh , no. I'm her husband , Dave. No kidding. Yeah. What's it like to be married to someone who was there when the Bible was written? What was it called then? Just "The Testament"? That's , uh - that's - That's good stuff. Oh , now he's trying to turn out the light.
在俄勒岡州，立法會(huì)頒布了一想法令，規(guī)定從今以后，人和牲畜發(fā)生關(guān)系將被視為犯罪。 俄勒岡州的女人得多奇葩啊？ Jay，這人太逗了。 看，我沒說(shuō)錯(cuò)吧？ 我看出來(lái)你肯定不是從俄勒岡州來(lái)的。 不是。 你漂亮極了。 謝謝。 謝謝你帶著你爸爸來(lái)看我表演。 不是， 不是。 Dave，我是她丈夫。 不是吧，你只是開玩笑吧。 不是。 和這么一個(gè)差不多和圣經(jīng)一樣老的人結(jié)婚感覺如何？ 你們那個(gè)年代叫什么？ 就叫《箴言錄嗎》？ 真是 真是 真是個(gè)好段子。 哦，現(xiàn)在他就像關(guān)燈睡覺了。 By：灌心餅干