經(jīng)典美文,聽寫——讓心情舒暢! 每天上午10點準時與大家相見。 Hints: Discovery Channel Jimmy
I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel. There was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. And there's only one way to test it. "Alright, Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good. They want you to jump into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite you." "Well, all right, but hold my sign. I don't wanna lose it." Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those side of the road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me, and I swear he said, "Tire goes flat?" I couldn't resist. I said, "No. I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on me. Here's your sign."
曾看過探索頻道的這樣一個動物表演秀。有個人發(fā)明了能經(jīng)受住鯊魚咬的套裝。有唯一一種可以測試套裝是否結(jié)實的方法?!凹祝愦忯~泳衣,看起來真不錯……他們想讓你跳進鯊魚池,當鯊魚咬你的時候告訴我們是否覺得疼痛?!班牛冒?,但是記住我勇敢的品質(zhì)。我不想失去它。” 上次我的輪胎癟了,我把我的卡車推進馬路邊的加油站。服務員走出來,看著我的卡車,又看著我。我發(fā)誓當他說輪胎變平了的時候,我忍不住反駁:“沒有。其他三只輪胎的氣都是足的。”這是愛爭辯的標志。