經(jīng)典美文，聽寫——讓心情舒暢！ 每天上午10點準時與大家相見。 Hints: oops Hey
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid." That way you wouldn't have to rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse me...oops... never mind, didn't see your sign."It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there was a big truck in our driveway. My neighbor comes over and says, "Hey, you moving?" "No. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to see how many boxes it takes." Here's your sign. A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine. We pulled his boat into the dock, I lifted up this big old bass and this idiot on the dock goes, "Hey, you all catch all those fish?" "No. Talked them into giving up." Here's your sign.
笨人本應該可以自我標簽，對所有的人都說“我很笨”。聽到這樣的話，你就不會想依靠他們了，對嗎？你不也會問他們一些事情，就好像你會說：“抱歉，哦……沒事了?！毙睦飼胛彝浰莻€笨人了”。這就好比我和妻子之前搬東西一樣。我們的房間里有很多盒子，車道上有輛大卡車。隔壁鄰居常過來問：“嘿，你要搬家嗎？”“不是的，我們只是每周打包一兩次東西，然后看看能有多少個包裹?！边@只是個習慣了?！眱蓚€月前，我和我的一個哥們出門釣魚。我把他的船拖到碼頭，舉起那條大而老的鱸魚在碼頭上走著?！昂?，這些魚都是你釣到的嗎？”“不是，是它們自愿上鉤的?！边@樣調侃的說話也是一種習慣。