隨著手術(shù)燈地熄滅,產(chǎn)房里傳來一陣哭喊:老公!對不起?。?!等待中的男子額頭直冒粗汗,他看了看表,已經(jīng)是8月23日臨晨了。這時大夫從產(chǎn)房走出,揭下口罩,嘆了口氣說:孩子是處女座,我們已經(jīng)盡力了。(段子摘自微博)

近日微博上掀起了一股黑處女座的風潮,關(guān)于處女座的各種段子也迅速轉(zhuǎn)發(fā),面對這樣一股全民圍攻處女座的風潮,處女座的筒子們不得不感嘆:我們招誰惹誰了!

If you're one that was born between the dates of August 23- September 22 then you're considered a Virgo. Virgos, just like the other zodiac signs, have many different traits.
如果你出生在8月23日到9月22日之間,那你就是處女座的。處女座和其它星座一樣,都有許都不同的特點。

1. It is very hard to read a virgo, they are illusive with emotions and are secretive.
想讀懂一個處女座想什么很難,他們總愛隱藏真實情感,行事詭秘。

2. Virgos are never completely satisfied with themselves. They always want to be better, go higher and have more for their life.
處女座的人從來不會對自己滿意。他們在生活中總想做到更好,站得更高,擁有更多。

3. Virgos are compassionate yet critical, generous yet skeptical and practical yet complex.
處女座的人同情憫人卻又吹毛求疵,慷慨大方卻又生性多疑,簡單務實卻又復雜難解。

4. Virgos are quick to pick out mistakes, even if they don't mention it.
處女座的人很快就能找到錯誤,即使他們有時不會說出來。

5. A Virgo's silence is always judged as being stuck up or arrogance.
處女座的人沉默時總會被認作是傲慢自大的表現(xiàn)。

6. If a virgo doesnt like you, they are more prone to have feelings of indifference than hate toward you.
如果有個處女座的人不喜歡你,他們更傾向于忽視你而非憎惡你。

7. Virgos are not trusting with sharing much of who they are with everyone; they're a mystery to a lot of people.
處女座的人并不信任所有人,也不會和他們過多透露真實的自己;對于很多人來說,處女座的人就是一個謎。

8. Virgos are only affected by the people who matter to them. If you hate them, they probably don't care.
處女座的人只在乎對他們重要的人。他們可能不會在意他人對處女座的厭惡情緒。

9. Virgos are perfectionists and whatever they do, they need to do it thoroughly and get it exactly right or they feel dissatisfied.
處女座的人都是完美主義者,不管做什么都要做完做好,否則就會感覺不滿意。

10. A virgo always has something smart to say, even if they don't say it.
處女座的人總能“妙口生花”,不鳴則已一鳴驚人。

11. Virgos take pride in being useful, but when unappreciated, they feel used.
處女座的人會為自己有用武之地而感到驕傲,但若是沒得到他人感激,則會有種被利用的感覺。

12. A virgo will not stay where they are not needed.
處女座的人不會待在不需要他們的地方。

13. Virgos emotions can run the warmest warm and the coldest cold; even for the same person.
處女座的人情緒多變,就算同一個人也會時而燦如陽光,時而冷若冰霜。

14. Sometimes the little things people do, can irritate a virgo. The big things that irritate everyone else, virgos can shrug off.
有時處女座的人會對別人認為是雞毛蒜皮的小事大發(fā)雷霆,但卻在所有人都無法容忍的事上一笑了之。

15. Virgos make no pretenses,exactly what they say is exactly how they feel.
處女座的人不做作,怎么想的就怎么說。

16. A Virgo doesn't need anyone to agree with them. They are usually comfortable enough with themselves to stand alone if they have to.
處女座的人不需要其他人同意自身想法。如果必要,他們就算孤身一人也能怡然自得。

17. Once a virgo has their mind made up, there's probably nothing you can do to change it.
如果一個處女座的人下定決心做什么,那你做什么事大概都沒法讓他回心轉(zhuǎn)意。

18. Never ask a virgo their opinion if you don't want the frank truth.
如果你不想聽大實話的話,就別問處女座的人他們怎么想。

19. Most Virgos hate chaos, but may be drawn to it because they love a good challenge.
大多數(shù)處女座的人討厭混亂,但也有可能樂在其中,因為他們喜歡挑戰(zhàn)。

20. Virgos are very much aware of their faults and get annoyed when reminded of such.
處女座的人很清楚自己的缺點錯誤,但若被別人指出,就會十分惱怒。

【滬江小編】處女座的筒子們來對號入座看看,你中了幾槍?其他星座的各位也可以來參與討論,說說你討厭/喜歡處女座的原因是什么?