全球十大難吃泡面

So after sampling so many varieties of instant noodles over the years, of course there have been some that I didn’t like. There also were some that are so memorable for how awful they were. After people asked what my least favorites were a few times, I thought I should just make a list of them.
多年來我一直試吃不同種類方便面，當然會遇到我不喜歡的類型。有些方便面甚至難吃到讓人無法忘記的程度。好幾次都有人問我最不喜歡那些方便面，所以我覺得應(yīng)該列個清單出來。

I should point out that these are on the list because I couldn’t stand them. I’m pretty sure they are all still in production, and the only reason they would be is that people somewhere find them enjoyable.
需要指出的是，這份清單里的產(chǎn)品都是我個人最不喜歡的。我確信這些方便面在市面上都有銷售，因為總會其它地方的人喜歡它們的口味。

So who knows – you might have a completely different opinion on these than me, but I found them to be absolutely the worst of the worst. With that, here’s The Bottom Ten Instant Noodles Of All Time, 2013 Edition.
誰知道呢，你也許和我有完全不同的觀點，但我認為沒有哪種方便面能比下面的更難吃。以下就是“史上十大最難吃方便面（2013年版）”。

第10名

#10: Wei Lih Instant Noodles With Artificial Beef Flavored Soup Stock – Taiwan
第十名：維力香辣牛肉面——臺灣

I’ve had issues with broth being too salty before, but the lack of flavor in this one wasn’t tolerable. The flavor had a very ‘fake beef’ taste to it which was not at all enjoyable.
我以前總不喜歡太咸的湯，但這種方便面的寡淡無味簡直難以忍受。調(diào)料包里的牛肉味特別假，一點兒都不好吃。

第9名

#9: GreeNoodle Miso Made With Moroheiya – Thailand
第九名：綠泡面味噌口味——泰國

The noodles had a flavor I found to be akin to dirt – very strange. In the original review, I comment that the broth was ‘nightmarish.’
我發(fā)現(xiàn)這種面的味道跟土一樣，特別奇怪。在我之前的評論中，曾說它的面湯就是“一場噩夢”。

第8名

#8: Fashion Food Oriental Flavor Instant Noodles – Thailand
第八名：Fashion Food東方口味泡面——泰國

These noodles came in a nice little plastic bowl with lid, As cool as that is, it didn’t make up for some seriously funky noodles and vile broth and veggies.
這種方便面裝在帶蓋子的塑料小盒里，看著很漂亮，卻沒法彌補里面令人作嘔的面條和骯臟渾濁的面湯、蔬菜。

第7名

#7: Baijia Hot & Sour Flavor Instant Rice Noodle – China
第七名：白家過橋米線酸辣味——中國

The broth was of a deep crimson color. While interesting to look at, the slimy noodles and overly greasy broth with odd bits floating around were a turn-off trifecta. I couldn’t finish this bowl.
深紅色面湯看起來非常誘人，面條太細、面湯太油，再加上湯里漂浮的奇怪碎片，這三個缺陷立刻讓你沒有食欲。反正我是吃不下這碗。

第6名

#6: Noodle Time Spicy Thai Instant Ramen Noodles With Real Vegetables – Canada
第六名：Noodle Time辣味泰式拉面——加拿大

A prime example of noodle I dislike: watery broth, exceedingly mushy and spongy noodles and veggies that were lackluster and of the most minimal quantity and quality.
這是我最討厭方便面里的典型代表：面湯清湯寡水，面條像海綿一樣多孔稀松，蔬菜毫無光澤，質(zhì)量差不說分量還少。

第5名

#5: Nan Hsing Vegetarian Rice Noodles – Taiwan
第五名：南興新竹素食米粉——臺灣

The noodles were akin to cobwebs – not the ones spiders make, but the fake ones you get for Halloween. The veggies didn’t hydrate well at all, and the broth wasn’t much. Couldn’t eat it.
吃這種面條就像是在吃蜘蛛網(wǎng)一樣，還不是蜘蛛織出來的那種，而是布置萬圣節(jié)用的假蜘蛛網(wǎng)。蔬菜太過干癟，也沒有多少面湯，總之難以下咽。

第4名

#4: Paldo Green Tea Chlorella Noodles – South Korea
第四名：八道御膳海藻鮮味——韓國

While this company makes some noodles I really enjoy, they also make this one which I deplore. It’s just got such a funky flavor to it and a smell I can’t take.
這家公司出產(chǎn)過幾種我喜歡的面條，但也有我討厭的。這種面條總有一種惡臭味，聞起來真讓我受不了。

第3名

#3: Fu Chang Chinese Noodle Company Pork, Seafood & Noodles Combo – United States
第三名：Fu Chang海鮮泡面——美國

The noodles in this one were really mushy, and while it had a retort pouch with meat and seafood, it was really nasty.
這種面條一點都不勁道，雖然它還帶著裝有肉類和海鮮的蒸煮袋，但實在是太難吃了。

第2名

#2: Baijia Instant Sweet Potato Noodle Spicy Fei-Chang Flavor – China
第二名：白家辣味肥腸味方便粉絲——中國

A strong ‘dirt and urine’ scent accompanied by slimy sweet potato noodles. As it turns out, Fei Chang relates to fried pork intestines.
細細的粉絲里帶著很重的“土味尿味”?！癋ei Chang” 指的是油炸過的豬大腸。

第1名

#1: Baijia Single Noble Black Bone Chicken Flavor Instant Sweet Potato Noodles – China
第一名：單身貴族黑骨雞粉絲——中國

Here is my least favorite variety of all. Slimy sweet potato noodles, thick, greasy broth and horrid veggies that didn’t hydrate well.
這是所有方便面中我最討厭的。粉絲過細，湯汁濃而油膩，還有恐怖的風(fēng)干蔬菜。