Clothes

You’ll wear things you’ll regret later.
你會(huì)穿一些今后的你追悔莫及的衣服。

Drink

You’ll embarrass yourself by drinking too much.
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Roommate

?You’ll live with a roommate who is a horrible person.
你會(huì)有一個(gè)可怕的室友。

Opinion

You’ll have a very strong opinion on something that later turns out to be totally wrong.
你會(huì)堅(jiān)信某事一定是正確的，但最后卻發(fā)現(xiàn)自己大錯(cuò)特錯(cuò)了。

Love

You’ll fall for the wrong person.
你會(huì)愛(ài)上錯(cuò)的人。

Job

You’ll hold at least one job that you’ll hate.
你會(huì)擁有至少一份讓你討厭的工作。

Grown-up

?You’ll always say, “Being a grown-up sucks,” but never actually think you’re a grown-up.
你會(huì)經(jīng)常說(shuō)，“做大人好煩，” 但是從來(lái)不真正想想你是一個(gè)成年人。

Music

You’ll pretend to like music you don’t actually like.
你假裝喜歡你其實(shí)不喜歡的音樂(lè)。

Pay

You won’t be able to pay your bills and have to ask your parents for help.
你沒(méi)有能力付賬單，還得向父母開(kāi)口尋求幫助。

Finance

You’ll make a dumb financial decision.
你會(huì)做出一個(gè)很蠢的經(jīng)濟(jì)決定。

Influence

You’ll let your friends influence the way you think about yourself.
你會(huì)讓你的朋友影響你看自己的方式。

School

It will take you at least 5 years to get used to the idea that you’re not in school anymore.
你需要至少五年的時(shí)間來(lái)習(xí)慣自己已經(jīng)不是個(gè)學(xué)生的事實(shí)。

Friendship

You’ll unintentionally ruin a potential friendship.
你會(huì)無(wú)意中毀掉一段潛在的友誼。

Touch

You’ll lose touch with some of the people who know you the best.
你會(huì)和那些最懂你的人失去聯(lián)系。

Money

You will run out of money at least once.
你會(huì)至少一次把錢(qián)全花光。

Tax

You’ll fuck up your taxes.
你會(huì)對(duì)要交的稅頭昏腦漲。

Break up

You will break up. (Probably. Sorry.)
你會(huì)分手。（很有可能。抱歉。）

Tattoo

You’ll get a tattoo (that you’ll end up regretting).
你會(huì)有紋身（你將來(lái)會(huì)后悔的）。

Regret

You will willingly do things you know you’ll regret. It just doesn’t seem like a big deal. Until you regret it.
你會(huì)樂(lè)意做你知道自己要后悔的事情。這看起來(lái)沒(méi)什么大不了，直到你后悔。

Save

You won’t save any money.
你存不下一毛錢(qián)。

Old

You’ll think that you are “soooo old”…
你會(huì)覺(jué)得你“特別特別老”……

Thirties

But you’ll also call people in their thirties OLD.
但你會(huì)稱(chēng)三十左右的人是老年人。

Happiness

?You’ll think happiness is something that just happens to you.
你希望幸?？倳?huì)發(fā)生在你身上。

regret

…but it will all be worth it, even if it doesn’t seem like it at the time.
雖然當(dāng)時(shí)看不出來(lái)，但其實(shí)那些錯(cuò)都很值得。