Hint: Big Al Lisa Terence Doberman Pinscher
Big A1 charged. He hit Terence like a chartered bus and as Terence fell to the ground he saw the mental checklist of things he still had to do in life disappear. He felt cheated. But this was just characteristic of his life: whenever he thought things were going well, that was when they would end. He had even given Lisa a baby chick that morning to show her that he thought she was the coolest. She loved it and chattered that he was so sweet. When Terence's death certification arrived at Lisa's door the following week, she placed it at the bottom of the chicken cage that he had given her. Then she went and hugged the Doberman Pinscher from Big Al.
大個子艾爾沖上前去，像租來的大巴一樣，狠狠地撞向特倫斯。隨著特倫斯摔倒在地，他發(fā)現(xiàn)腦海中他的人生未竟事業(yè)清單也隨之煙消云散。他感到自己受了欺騙，可這在他的一生中太典型了：每當(dāng)他認(rèn)為事情在朝好的方向發(fā)展時，事情就會在這個時候結(jié)束。早上他還送給麗莎一只小雞以表示他認(rèn)為她是最酷的。她非常喜歡，還喋喋不休地說他是多么可愛。第二周特倫斯的死亡證明書送到了麗莎家，她把它壓在了他送給她的雞籠下面，然后就去擁抱大個子艾爾送給她的德國種短毛獵犬了。