美國熊孩子考卷上的神回答:你會(huì)給他打多少分?
作者:滬江英語
來源:網(wǎng)絡(luò)
2013-03-30 22:15
Grade F but A+ for creativity:An exam that fails in accuracy but passes in creativity
答題不及格但創(chuàng)意十足:回答不準(zhǔn)確但很有創(chuàng)意的考試答卷
Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
拿破侖死于哪場戰(zhàn)役?
His last battle.
他最后一場。
Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
美國《獨(dú)立宣言》是在哪里簽署的?
At the bottom of the page.
在頁面的底部。
Q3. The San Antonio River flows in which state?
圣安東尼奧河流進(jìn)哪個(gè)州?
Liquid state.
液體狀態(tài)。
滬江小編:state既可以表示“州”,還表示“狀態(tài)”,小朋友很會(huì)玩文字游戲嘛~!
Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
離婚的主要原因是什么?
Marriage.
婚姻。
Q5. What is the main reason for Exams?
考試的主要目的是什么?
Failure.
失敗。
Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
早餐絕對(duì)不會(huì)吃的東西?
?Lunch & dinner.
午餐和晚餐。
Q7. What looks like half an apple?
什么東西和半個(gè)蘋果長得像?
The other half.
另外半個(gè)。
Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea, what it will become?
如果把紅色的石頭丟進(jìn)藍(lán)色大海里,會(huì)變成什么樣?
It will simply become wet.
石頭會(huì)變濕。
Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping?
一個(gè)人是怎么做到8天(還是白天?)不睡覺的?
No problem, he sleeps at night.
完全沒問題,他晚上睡。
Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand??
怎么才能用一只手舉起大象?
You will never find an elephant that has only one hand.
你應(yīng)該找不到只有一只手的大象吧。
滬江小編:咳咳,是 lift with one hand“用一只手舉起” ,不是elephant with one hand“一只手的大象” 哦,孩子你語法看來也學(xué)得挺好滴~
Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand, and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have?
你一只手里有三個(gè)蘋果和四個(gè)橘子,另一只手里有四個(gè)蘋果和三個(gè)橘子,請(qǐng)問你有什么?
Very large hands!
非常大的雙手!
Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
如果8個(gè)人要花10小時(shí)砌一面墻,那4個(gè)人要花多久?
No time at all, the wall is already built.
根本不用啊,墻已經(jīng)砌好了。
Q13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
如果才能做到把生雞蛋丟到水泥地板上但不讓它裂開?
Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.
想怎么玩怎么玩,水泥地板很難開裂吧。
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