【生活大爆炸】SO3EO2(4) 吐槽帝
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2012-04-21 22:00
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Api/Z02wT3BuXG/K+l1lHz2stqkP7KQNt6nkgWy9uVGkIQhdQ0/XM5GeZ9kF4ynXANkEqDhAQ507d/0m1h0/ 背景:Sheldon他們要找的昆蟲學家剛被大學解雇,滿腹牢騷狂吐槽…… -Raj: Holy crap. It's like Silence of the Lambs down here. Don't do that. -Howard: You're such a girl. They're just bugs. -Raj: Yeah, well, I don't like bugs, okay? _________1_________. -Sheldon: Interesting. You're afraid of insects and women. ___________2__________. It was a joke. _____________3_____________. You're welcome. - Professor: Don't knock. Just walk in. Why be polite to the world's leading expert on the __________4__________? -Sheldon: Excuse me, are you Professor Crawley? - Professor: Who wants to know? -Sheldon: I'm Dr. Cooper from the Physics Department. - Professor: Couldn't wait, huh? -Sheldon: I'm sorry? - Professor: I haven't even packed yet, and you're already measuring my lab for one of your godless _______5_______. -Howard: No, you don't understand. We just want to ask you a question. - Professor: Let me ask you one first. What's a world renowned entomologist with a doctorate and 20 years of experience to do with his life when the university cuts off the funding for his lab, huh? -Raj: Ask rhetorical questions that make people uncomfortable? - Professor: What's your deal? Are they planning to outsource my job to Bangalore? -Raj: I'm from New Delhi. Maybe you should find another entomologist. No, no. We're here. Let's settle this. Professor, can you identify our cricket? - Professor: Of course I can. I can identify every insect and arachnid on the planet. Not that that's going to keep me from having to move in with my daughter in Oxnard. And we're not talking Oxnard at the beach. No! We're talking Oxnard in the _______6_______.
Api/Z02wT3BuXG/K+l1lHz2stqkP7KQNt6nkgWy9uVGkIQhdQ0/XM5GeZ9kF4ynXANkEqDhAQ507d/0m1h0/ 背景:Sheldon他們要找的昆蟲學家剛被大學解雇,滿腹牢騷狂吐槽…… -Raj: Holy crap. It's like Silence of the Lambs down here. Don't do that. -Howard: You're such a girl. They're just bugs. -Raj: Yeah, well, I don't like bugs, okay? _________1_________. -Sheldon: Interesting. You're afraid of insects and women. ___________2__________. It was a joke. _____________3_____________. You're welcome. - Professor: Don't knock. Just walk in. Why be polite to the world's leading expert on the __________4__________? -Sheldon: Excuse me, are you Professor Crawley? - Professor: Who wants to know? -Sheldon: I'm Dr. Cooper from the Physics Department. - Professor: Couldn't wait, huh? -Sheldon: I'm sorry? - Professor: I haven't even packed yet, and you're already measuring my lab for one of your godless _______5_______. -Howard: No, you don't understand. We just want to ask you a question. - Professor: Let me ask you one first. What's a world renowned entomologist with a doctorate and 20 years of experience to do with his life when the university cuts off the funding for his lab, huh? -Raj: Ask rhetorical questions that make people uncomfortable? - Professor: What's your deal? Are they planning to outsource my job to Bangalore? -Raj: I'm from New Delhi. Maybe you should find another entomologist. No, no. We're here. Let's settle this. Professor, can you identify our cricket? - Professor: Of course I can. I can identify every insect and arachnid on the planet. Not that that's going to keep me from having to move in with my daughter in Oxnard. And we're not talking Oxnard at the beach. No! We're talking Oxnard in the _______6_______.
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