On the bus a man discovered a pickpocket's hand thrust into his pocket.?
"sorry," he said to the pickpocket, "you are too late. My wife did it before you."?
在公共汽車上一人發(fā)現(xiàn)一個小偷把手伸到了他的口袋里。
“對不起，”他對小偷說，“你太晚了，我妻子在你之前就做過同樣的事情了?！?
英語小笑話：A Small Boy and a Donkey 小男孩與驢子
So he won't join the army, the youngster replied without blinking an eye.一個小男孩牽著頭驢子穿過部隊營房。兩名士兵想跟小家伙開個玩笑：小孩，你把你哥哥牽得這么緊干什么？這樣，他就不會去參軍了。小
英語幽默笑話：一場特殊的足球比賽
麥克上學(xué)遲到了。他對布萊克老師說：“對不起，老師，今天早上我遲到了。因為我在夢里觀看了一場球賽?！薄盀槭裁此鼤屇氵t到呢？”老師問道。"Because neither team could win the game, so it lasted a long
英語小笑話:交通事故
有個人開車行駛在上班的路上，一輛卡車闖紅燈從側(cè)面撞上了他的車，當時他就不省人事了……A man was driving to work when a truck ran a stop sign ... hit his car broadside, and knocked him cold. Passerb...
英語小笑話:在天堂結(jié)婚
一對年輕的夫婦在去結(jié)婚的路上出了車禍，雙雙死去了……A young couple was on their way to get married when they had an accident and died. Now they were in front of St. Peter and the young lady asked...
