My Boss and I When I take a long time, I am slow. When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough. When I don't do it, I am lazy. When my boss doesn't do it, he is too busy. When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart. When my boss does the same, that is initiative. When I please my boss, I am ass-kissing. When my boss pleases his boss, he is co-operating. I do good, my boss never remembers. When I do wrong, he never forgets.

我做事情花了長時間，是效率低； 老板做事情花了長時間，是深思熟慮。 我沒有做完事情，是懶惰； 老板沒有做完事情，是太繁忙。 沒有人告訴我的事情我做了，是自作聰明； 老板做了同樣的事情，是首創(chuàng)。 我取悅老板，是獻媚； 老板取悅他的老板，是合作。 我干得好，老板從來不會想起； 我干得不好，老板從來不會忘記。