英語(yǔ)笑話:I Don't Need to Steal Any More
The owner of a large department store went over hisbooks and discovered that his most trusted employee had stolenover a million dollars from the firm.“I want no scandal,” saidthe owner.“I'll just fire you.” The employee replied,“True,I robbed your firm of quitea tidy sum. I now have yachts, a country mansion, jewelry,and every luxury you can think of. I don't need a thing, sowhy hire somebody else and have him start from scratch?”
一家大百貨店的老板在查帳中發(fā)現(xiàn),他最信任的雇員從公司偷走了一百多萬(wàn)美元。“我不要丑聞?!崩习逭f(shuō)?!拔抑灰_(kāi)除你?!蹦莻€(gè)雇員回答說(shuō):“不錯(cuò),我是偷了你公司相當(dāng)一大筆錢(qián)?,F(xiàn)在我有游艇、一座鄉(xiāng)村別墅、珠寶,以及你能想到的一切 奢侈品。我什么都不需要了,你為什么要再雇個(gè)人來(lái),讓他從頭做起呢?”
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