A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said, "I'm here because my house burned down, and the insurance company paid for everything."
"That's quite a coincidence," said the engineer. "I'm here because my house were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything."
The lawyer looked somewhat confused. "How do you start a flood?" he asked.

一個(gè)律師與一個(gè)工程師在加勒比海邊釣魚。律師說：“我到這里是因?yàn)槲业姆孔颖淮蠡馃?，保險(xiǎn)公司賠償了我所有的損失?！?br> “這太巧了，”工程師說，“我是因?yàn)榉孔颖缓樗疀_垮了，保險(xiǎn)公司也賠償了所有的損失?！?br> 律師看起來有些困惑，“你是怎么引起洪水的？”他不解的問。?