A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch（門廊） .

I couldn't help noticing how happy you look, she says. What's your secret for a long, happy life?

I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never, ever exercise.

Wow, that's amazing, says the woman. How old are you?

Twenty-six.

一位女士走向坐在門廊的椅子上搖動的小老頭。

我無意中發(fā)現(xiàn)，你是多么幸福，那女士說。你幸福而長壽的秘密是什么？

我每天抽三包煙，每周喝一箱威士忌，吃高脂肪食品，而且從來不曾鍛煉。

哦，真神奇，女士說。你高壽？

二十六。