1.Leonard. Penny. Excellent. I would like to say I’m very happy you’re back together, and if I can figure out a way to do so and sound sincere, I will.
萊納德，佩妮，剛好你們都在。我想說我很高興你們又在一起了，如果我能有法子讓自己顯得更真誠些，我肯定會不遺余力。

2.Aren’t you slicing that man’s brain a little too thin?
你是不是把這個人的腦子切得太薄了點？

3.Possible explanations for your symptoms are, in descending order of likelihood: hyperthyroidism, premature menopause, hosting an alien parasite, or, and I only include it for the sake of covering all the bases, sexual arousal.
你以上癥狀的誘因，根據(jù)可能性降序排列的結(jié)果如下：甲亢、過早絕經(jīng)、外星人附體或是，以下這個結(jié)果純粹是為了涵蓋所有可能因素，那就是性沖動。

4.Let me tell you why I’m calling. I’d like to know if you’d be interested in having sex with Amy Farrah Fowler. Amy Farrah Fowler. Yes, that is a girl’s name. Good grief, it’s like trying to talk to a dolphin.
我告訴你我為啥打給你，我想知道你是否有興趣跟艾米.菲拉.福勒性交。艾米.菲拉.福勒。沒錯，這確實是個女孩。天哪，簡直就是對牛彈琴。

5.Yes, Infinite Sheldon defeats all other cards and does not violate the rule against home-made cards because I made it at work.
是的。“無敵謝爾頓”能擊敗其他所有牌，而且沒有違背自制卡牌的規(guī)則，因為這規(guī)則是我在工作時發(fā)明的。

6.Milk Duds, with their self-depreciating name and remarkably mild flavor, are the most apologetic of the boxed candies.
憑借奶球這自嘲的名字，外加溫和的口味，是盒裝糖果里最能表達歉意的。

7.Amy Farrah Fowler doesn’t believe in wearing costumes. She isn’t the free spirit I am.
艾米.菲拉.福勒不會接受cosplay的，她沒我這么思想開放。

8.Don’t worry. Wonder Woman is an Amazon, and Amazons tend to be very beefy gals.
不用擔心，神奇女俠是亞馬遜人，亞馬遜的女孩子都很高大健壯。

9.I won’t say that all senior citizens who can’t master technology should be publically flogged. But if we made an example of one or two, it might give the others incentive to try harder.
我不能說所有無法掌握當代技術(shù)的老年人就應該被當眾鞭策一番。但倘若我們拿一兩位作為案例或許能更好地鞭策他人努力學習呢。

10.In that case, may I offer twenty-seven little tweeks to make it slightly less embarrassing?
這樣的話能讓我稍微修改27處，讓這玩意兒看著不那么丟人嗎？