泰迪熊:Ted (新片速遞)
It has been said that magic vanished from our world a long time ago. But if there's one thing you can be sure of,
I wish you could really talk to me.
It's that nothing is more powerful than a young boy's wish.
You're my best friend, John. I love you.
But eventually everyone grows up.
I'm taking Lori to dinner.
You don't think she's gonna be expecting something big, do you?
It's been four years, Johnny. You and me have been together for 27 years. Where is my ring? Huh? Where is my ring? Put it on my fuzzy finger! Where is my ring?
Come on.
Knock it off.
Hi, I'm just saying.
That's my bad. I was sending a tweet.
John.
Hi Thomas, how are you?
Baby please, ask Ted to move out so we can move on with our lives.
I'm not that psyched to just like kick him out.
Oh.
Lori, hey, you're home early.
Who are these girls?
Oh, where are my manners. Lori, this is Angelique, Heavenly, Charene and Sovanyun Blanc, I swear to God, her name is Sovanyun Blanc. Show her your chevron card.
Ted, you gotta move out.
I'll help you get on your feet out there, I promise.
Bring it in, you bastard. Come on.
I love you.
Sorry, that's still,
the thing,
the old
Yeah
Right.
Yeah, I know.
I met a girl.
Nice.
She's a cashier.
What I'd like to do to her? Some I call it dirty fuzzy.
Down here, not looking up your towel, swear to God, not looking at your funny business.
Sometimes I think back to that Christmas morning when I was eight years old, I wish I had just gotten a Teddy Ruxpin.
Why are you crying?
My junk got squished by the TV.
I look stupid.
No, you don't. You look dapper.
John, I look like something you give to your kid when you tell him grandma died.