How did it go? I didn't feel anything. I remember this, this is David After Dentist. Is this real life? Yea, this is real life. This is horrible little boy. Why is this happening to me? It's ok! bud, stay in your seat. That was hilarious.
感覺(jué)怎么樣？我...沒(méi)有任何感覺(jué)。我記得這個(gè)，這是大衛(wèi)看完牙醫(yī)后。這是現(xiàn)實(shí)的世界嗎？ 對(duì)，這是的。這小男孩好恐怖。我為什么會(huì)變成這樣？沒(méi)事的！ 你坐好。太搞笑了。

Question time!
提問(wèn)時(shí)間

Tell us what was happening in the video. Maybe he got anesthesia from the doctor. He got back from the dentist. He went to the doctor and got sleeping medicine? He looked high. Who is acting very naughty? And his dad was trying to get him....And what was he talking about? I feel funny, is this the real life? Couldn't feel anything, couldn't see anything? He probably just try to get comfort from his dad or mom or sth by acting. He was a little bit awful. He screamed like this.
告訴我們視頻里發(fā)生了什么？也許他被醫(yī)生麻醉了。他剛看完牙醫(yī)。他在醫(yī)生那里吃了睡眠藥？他好像是嗑藥了。誰(shuí)表現(xiàn)得不乖了。他的爸爸試著...他在說(shuō)些什么? 我感覺(jué)好怪，這是現(xiàn)實(shí)世界嗎？什么都感覺(jué)不到，什么都看不到。估他是想他爸或媽安慰他才裝作...他有一點(diǎn)恐怖。他像這樣尖叫...

What do you think about parents that filmed their kid doing this then post online? Not good parents. I don't know why a guy would film this. I don't know, there is something wrong with them. If one of your parents filmed you after when you were knock out like this. I got mad. I'll be mad. I'll be really mad at my dad, I probably punch him. Then he probably get mad at me, and ground me. Mom! why did you put it on the internet? Now I'm so embarrassed. It would be kinda funny, cause I would like to see when i was goofing around and being funny.
你怎么看他的父母拍下這個(gè)然后傳到網(wǎng)上？不是好父母。不知道為什么他會(huì)拍這個(gè)。不知道，他們有問(wèn)題。如果你的父母在你神智不清時(shí)拍你。我會(huì)生氣。我會(huì)生氣。我會(huì)對(duì)我爸很生氣，估計(jì)會(huì)打他。然后他會(huì)生氣，關(guān)我禁閉。媽！你為什么把這個(gè)放到網(wǎng)上？！多丟臉啊!會(huì)很有趣，我也想看看我發(fā)瘋的時(shí)候是什么樣子。

How many people do you think see this? 71 million people watch this. 71 million people. That's a lot people. I wasn't even close on the number. When he is my age he'll get really mad. Next video let's continue? You dont wanna talk about it anymore?
你認(rèn)為有多少人看了這視頻？7千1百萬(wàn)人看過(guò)。7千1百萬(wàn)人。也太多了吧。我的數(shù)字差好遠(yuǎn)。等他到我這么大估計(jì)會(huì)氣死。繼續(xù)下個(gè)視頻。你不想再說(shuō)了？

Next Video: Justin Bieber Hit At Concert
下個(gè)視頻： 賈斯汀·比伯 演唱會(huì)遇襲

Justin Bieber! Did that really happend? Ok, he deserved that. That just shows how much you suck,b Bieber!
賈斯汀·比伯！那真的發(fā)生了？好！他活該！這就能說(shuō)明你有多爛！比伯！

Question time! So, who was that? That was Justin Bieber. Justin Bieber. Justin Bieber, which I call Justin "Beaver" Why do you call him "Justin Beaver"? He has buck-teeth. So what happend in this video? Someone threw something at him. What do you think it was? A bottle. A bird. I think it was a shirt. I think a pair of pants. Why would somebody do that? I don't know, try to get his attention? Cause they're so jealous maybe. Maybe they dont like him. I'm not a huge fan of Justin Bieber, but it's actually kinda sad.
提問(wèn)時(shí)間！那是誰(shuí)？那是賈斯汀·比伯。賈斯汀·比伯。賈斯汀·比伯，但我叫他 “賈斯汀·海貍”。你為什么叫他“賈斯汀·海貍”？他有齙牙。視頻里發(fā)生了什么？有人拿什么東西扔他。你認(rèn)為是什么東西？瓶子。一只鳥。我想是衣服。我想是一條褲子。為什么有人會(huì)這樣？不知道，為了引起他的注意？可能是他們嫉妒。也許他們不喜歡他。我不是他的超級(jí)粉絲，但這確實(shí)有點(diǎn)傷感。

Why would someone would do that? If you were at Justin Bieber concert, would you do the same thing? You could say that. I wouldn't wanna get to jail. A water bottle, yes. A beer bottle, yes. ?However I wouldn't throw a giant nuclear bomb, because that'll kill us all. What would you tell that person that threw that bottle? I would say good job, do you have any more? Leave justin(britney) alone! Leave justin alone! Leave Britney Alone！
為什么有人會(huì)這樣？如果你在他的演唱會(huì)，你會(huì)做同樣的事嗎？你可以這么說(shuō)。我不想進(jìn)監(jiān)獄。水瓶，會(huì)。啤酒瓶，會(huì)。但我不會(huì)去扔一個(gè)原子彈，那會(huì)同歸于盡。你想對(duì)那個(gè)扔瓶子的人說(shuō)什么？我會(huì)說(shuō)干得好，你還有嗎？

What do you think about Justin Bieber? I don't like him. I'm not crazy about him. He is cool. No. My friends hate him, I hate him. I'm not much a fan of him, but that video was great! Why dont you like Justin Bieber? Because he sounds like a girl. Sings like a girl. He is a retard. He is always bragging about how good he is. Because he is lonely and he has no self-respect. ?
你覺(jué)得賈斯汀·比伯怎么樣？不喜歡他。對(duì)他不是很著迷。他很酷。不。我的朋友討厭他，我也討厭他。不怎么迷他，但這個(gè)視頻太棒了！你為什么不喜歡賈斯汀·比伯？因?yàn)槟锹曇粝駛€(gè)女的。唱歌像女生。他弱智。他總在炫耀自己有多好。因?yàn)樗芄陋?dú)而且不尊重自己。

What do you think of Justin Bieber's hair cut? It's cool. His hair flip drives me crazy. That's really anonying. I'm so hot. It's ok. I like it. Looks like a wig. But kids do have that in my school really abuse it. Like playing soccer, just like they kick it, the hair goes like this. But then they just go. You if met Justin Bieber what would you do? I'm gonna slap him in the face and say: get a life!
你覺(jué)得賈斯汀·比伯的頭發(fā)怎么樣？挺酷的。我很煩他甩頭發(fā)。那個(gè)很煩人。我好帥！還行。我喜歡。像是個(gè)假發(fā)。我們學(xué)校有些小孩成天做這個(gè)動(dòng)作。像是在踢足球時(shí)，一踢頭發(fā)就這樣。然后他就。如果你見(jiàn)到賈斯汀·比伯你會(huì)怎么做？我會(huì)給他一耳光然后對(duì)他說(shuō)：Get A Life！

Final Video: Dont Argue With An Ibex
最后一個(gè)視頻：不要和野山羊爭(zhēng)論

What the heck! Try to get his attention. What is that thing?
怎么回事！想引起他注意。那是個(gè)什么東西？

Question time! What kind animal do you tink that was? A moose. A bull. A goat. There's big huge XXX. So what was going on? I have no idea. The guy was trying to yell at him. The goat was like pwning him with his spit. The goat was like... What do you think the guy was saying to the goat? You shut up! you shut up! Bad things. Like why do you be so stupid? I don't know what that language was. I think it's spanish, do you know any spanish? Oh no, but you know Chinese. Yea, "ni hao"! What is that mean? "Ni hao!" means hi!
提問(wèn)時(shí)間！你認(rèn)為那是個(gè)什么動(dòng)物？麋鹿。一頭牛。一只羊。頭上有兩個(gè)很長(zhǎng)的角。發(fā)生了什么事？我不知道。那個(gè)人在對(duì)著他喊。那個(gè)羊在用口水反擊他。那頭羊在...他在對(duì)那個(gè)羊說(shuō)什么？你閉嘴！你閉嘴！說(shuō)壞話。你為什么那么蠢! 不知道那是什么語(yǔ)言。我想是西班牙語(yǔ)，你會(huì)西班牙語(yǔ)嗎？不知道。但你會(huì)中文。是的， 你好！那是什么意思？你好的意思就是“hi!” ?

What do you think the animal trying to say to the guy? Shut up! Stop being mean to me. I ?want carrots!...ugghhhh! I want coke!...ugghhhh! I want pepsi!...ugghhhh! I want jake's sniper rifle!...ugghhhh! Do you think the moose understood him? Yea. Moose can understand spanish? Probably. Uno; dos; tres; cuatro; cinco. Oh no. That's spanish,how do you know how to count. I only know how to count, cause I was in perschool. Would you pat it? No, they can charge at you. Sure. No. If it was all darn crazy, no. I would if i had a shield in front of me or something. What would you tell that guy, if you saw him doing that? what would you tell him? That's really rude. It's just a animal, it can't understand you. ?So dont yell at him, he doesn't know what you saying.
你認(rèn)為那個(gè)動(dòng)物在對(duì)他說(shuō)什么？閉嘴！不要對(duì)我這么壞！我要蘿卜！我要可樂(lè)！我要百事！我要狙擊槍！你認(rèn)為那個(gè)麋鹿能明白他嗎？能。麋鹿能聽懂西班牙語(yǔ)？有可能。一；二；三；四；五；這是西班牙語(yǔ)，你怎么學(xué)會(huì)數(shù)數(shù)的？我會(huì)數(shù)數(shù)，是因?yàn)槲胰チ藢W(xué)前班。你會(huì)上去拍它嗎？不會(huì)，它會(huì)過(guò)來(lái)撞你。會(huì)。不。如果它在發(fā)瘋，不會(huì)。如果我前面有盾牌我就會(huì)去。如果你碰到那個(gè)人，你會(huì)對(duì)他說(shuō)什么？那樣很不友好。它只是個(gè)動(dòng)物，聽不懂你。所以不要對(duì)它叫，它不知道你在說(shuō)什么。

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