Hey guys how are you all doing? I've got lots of comments saying I try too hard to be cool and funny. And this offends me because it’s true. I try really hard. And you guys aren’t supposed to know that. So fine, no more trying to be cool. In fact, this video is going to be why I am not cool.
大家伙近來如何？很多人說我在我的視頻里都一直是裝帥賣萌。這么說我很火大是因為那是真的。我有努力過的。其實我不該這么跟你們說。好吧我不裝逼了。今天這期節(jié)目就來告訴你為什么我不帥。

I spend more time talking to a camera than I spend talking to females. I realize I do this a lot with my hair like Justin Bieber with Tourettes. When I am bored my roommates and I have dance battles in my apartment.
我跟攝像機在一起的時間比我和妹子在一起的還多。我經(jīng)常這么甩我的頭發(fā)，就像得了多動癥的賈斯丁比伯一樣。我無聊的時候經(jīng)常和室友跳舞玩，在我的公寓里面。

I am also stubborn especially when I think I’m right. Hey Jeremy Lin of the Golden State Warriors. Do you know that African elephants are the largest animals in the world? Land animal. The blue whale probably the largest…
我自認為對的時候就相當固執(zhí)。嘿金州勇士隊的林書豪你知道世界上對大的動物是非洲象嗎？陸地上最大的吧…藍鯨才是。

Also I subconsciously add black around black people. And it because I try really hard to fit in. Like for rizzles. I secretly really wanna be a Korean pop singer. What the fuck…
另外我老是給黑哥們起帶黑字的外號，因為我真的很想融入他們。我其實很想成為一名K-POP歌星。

What is embarrassing but I cry sometimes. I cried during Up. I cried during Kong Fu Panda 2. I cried listening to Adele’s new album. You could have had it all…I definitely cried when my hero Yao Ming retired. It was just so sad. Hey man you are right? I’m fine. I’m fine, OK? He was the greatest NBA player ever! You won’t understand.
這很尷尬但是我時?？蕖？础讹w屋環(huán)游記》我看哭了，《功夫熊貓2》我看哭了，聽阿黛爾的新專輯我也哭了。而且當我知道我的大英雄姚明退役的時候我絕對哭了。太傷心了。哥們你沒事吧。我沒事。姚明是最偉大的NBA球員。你不會理解的。

This is more embarrassing but my friend and I have matching pajamas.
我還有一個更尷尬的秘密就是我和我的朋友有一樣的睡褲。

I like to show-off sometimes especially when I’m at the gym working out. My friends find me annoying cause I’m super competitive all the time even when it’s unnecessary. Hey Jeremy Lin I bet you can’t make this piece of paper into this trash can right here. All right. Told you. I told you. Not in my house, baby. Not in my house.
我很喜歡炫耀，尤其是在健身房練肌肉的時候。

Anyway those are the ten reasons why I’m not cool. I hope you still like me after this video. If not I understand. Now if you’ll excuse me I’m about to destroy my buddy Jeremy at the game of the basketball. What’re you doing. You could have broke my neck dude. Thanks everyone for watching and I will see you guys soon. Bye.
我的朋友認為我特別爭強好勝即使是在沒必要的場合之下。嘿書豪我打賭你投不進這個垃圾桶里面。好吧。怎么樣？跟你說，在我的地盤這就得聽我的。你不行。綜上所述這就是我不帥的10個理由。希望看了這期節(jié)目你們依舊能夠喜歡我。不再喜歡了我也能理解。不過現(xiàn)在我就要去籃球場把我的好兄弟書豪給好好虐一把了。干嘛呢！你要把我的脖子騎斷嗎？感謝收看，我們不見不散。

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