Kids react to viral videos, First video: Golden voiced homeless man
小孩如何看待熱門視頻 第一個視頻：無家可歸的金嗓子

Hey, we gonna make you work for your dollar. Say sth with that great radio voice. When listening to nothing but the best of oldies, you listen to magic 98.9. Oh, my gosh! Hopefully somebody from one of these television radio thing say: hey! I need a voice over. How can this guy be poor?
嘿！過來我們給錢你賺。用你那超贊的播音員嗓子說兩句。當你想聽經(jīng)典老歌時，請收聽夢幻98.9。我的天！希望有哪個電視或之聲有人說：嘿！我們需要個配音的。他怎么會那么窮？

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Can you explain what was happening in the video? It was a hobo and he had a God-given radio voice. A homeless guy, I'm surprised that he's homeless with a really cool radio voice. Watch "Family Guy" on FOX. What is being homeless mean? Kinda live on the streets? You dont have a home, you're less of a home. Basically no food ?-You kinda have to steal your food. What do you think about homeless people? I feel sorry for them. Sometimes they are like mother to themselves that really freaks me out.
解釋一下視頻里發(fā)生了什么？一個要飯的，他有一副天生的播音員嗓音。一個無家可歸的人，我覺得很意外 他有一副很酷的播音員嗓音卻無家可歸。請看福克斯臺的《惡搞之家》！無家可歸是什么意思？就是住在街上。你無家，你沒有家可以回?；旧蠜]食物 ? -你得自己去偷食物吃。你怎么看這些無家可歸的人？我很同情他們。有時他們完全靠自己養(yǎng)活自己我覺得很可怕。

People make fun of them all the time, like on iCarly and stuff, woo! HOBO. They say hobo on iCary? Yea! a lot. Everybody has been saying hobo. A hobo. That guy was a hobo. It was a hobo. You inference by iCary too much. How do people become homeless? You buy so much stuff and everything, then you get bankrupted. Then you lose your house. Drugs, getting high all the time. I don't really get into politics considering that I'm? ten. They used to be in this mental hospital, and then it close down.And then just throw them on the streets. This video has become very well-known, they got him off the street, and now he is getting work.
人們總是嘲笑他們，像是在《愛卡莉》里面 喔！要飯的！ (愛卡莉,兒童節(jié)目) 他們在《愛卡莉》里也說“要飯的”？ 是的， 經(jīng)常說。每個人都在說“要飯的”。一個要飯的。那人是個要飯的。是一個要飯的。你們受《愛卡莉》的影響太大了。人們是怎么變得無家可歸的？你買了太多東西，然后就破產(chǎn)了。然后就失去了房子。毒品，整天都在嗨。我不想談?wù)危也?0歲。他們原先都是在精神病院里，然后那里關(guān)門了。他們就被扔在大街上。這個視頻已經(jīng)出名，他們已經(jīng)找到他并給他找工作。

Do you think he's gonna be ok, now he is getting this sudden fame? Yea. I'm gonna say yes. He cut his hair,he looks good, he look like the professor from "back to the future". What would you think if i told you that he has 9 kids. No, he doesn't. What if i told you that he had 9 kids. What would you think if i told you that he has 9 kids? How was that possible? Wait, where is his kids then? Where are they? Oh my god! sounds like my uncle. You need some help, you're one of those people who don't deserve to be in a house. I think differently about him, he just doesn't really care,you know. ?
現(xiàn)在他有了點小名氣，你認為他會沒事嗎？是的。我想說是的。他把頭發(fā)剪了，現(xiàn)在看起來像《回到未來》里面那個博士。如果我說他有9個孩子你怎么想？不，不會吧。如果我說他有9個孩子你怎么想？如果我說他有9個孩子你怎么想？怎么可能？等等，那他的孩子們呢？他們在哪？我的天！聽起來像我叔叔。你需要幫助，你這種人不配擁有一個房子。我對他有改觀了，他完全就是不在乎。

Next video: Charlie bit my finger
下個視頻：查理咬我手指

HaHa...Charlie! Charlie bit me! That baby so cute. That little kid eating his hand. Ouch! Charlie! He so had that coming to him. Charlie?! that really hurt! This is not funny. Maybe when he grows up he will do this. Ah... shark bit me! ?
哈哈...查理！查理咬我！那個Baby好可愛。那個小孩在咬他的手。嗷！查理！就知道他有這下場。查理？真的很疼！這可不好玩。也許長大了他會。啊...鯊魚咬了我！

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So what happend in that video? The baby was biting the older one. He knew it was gonna happen. Ou! Charlie! Charlie! that hurts! Charlie!He kinda scream to his pain. But he put his finger back in his mouth again after he was already bit,why would he do that? I don't know. It's really just like putting your finger into a pencil sharpener. Whoever was shooting the video wasn't looking, he put his finger in his mouth. Makes it look like Charlie reached over hold it and then bit. That little boy wanted to be in trouble. That's why it's bizarre! bizaaaarre!!! ?
視頻里發(fā)生了什么？小Baby在咬大的那個。他知道會是這結(jié)果。嗷！查理！ 查理！很疼！查理！他疼得直叫。他被咬后把手又放到了他嘴里，為什么那么做？不知道。這和把手指放到卷筆刀里沒區(qū)別。趁拍視頻的人沒注意，他把手放進他的嘴里。弄得像是查理拽著他的手在咬。那個小男孩就想自找麻煩。就是因為這樣才奇怪！ 奇怪??！

Do you think it really hurts? Yes ?-Maybe. Yea, he had some teeth. Probably, coz he said woch! ouch! Have you ever biten by a baby? Yes. What is the deal? everyone we talked today had biten by a baby. Oh my god! Why do you think so many people like this? It's cute! It's funny! It's British. Because other people like pain. I just dont think that'll be one of most popular. I mean it's just a baby biting him. But it's funny! - it's not that funny. I dont know, people probably dont have a life watch this, i've never watch it. ?
你認為真的很疼嗎？是的 -也許吧。是的，他有牙齒。可能，因為他一直在叫。你有被小孩咬過嗎？是的。怎么回事？今天我們問的每一個人都被咬過我的天！為什么會有那么多人喜歡這視頻？因為可愛！搞笑！而且是英國的！因為他們喜歡痛。我認為這個不應(yīng)該那么流行。不就是個嬰兒在咬他嗎？但這很搞笑！ -也沒那么搞笑。不知道，看這的人估計都沒自己的生活，我從沒看過。

Do you like babies? Yes, I do. They are evil, evil little things. Yea, but i really don't like is... I dont wanna be pregnant. Let's just go on do another video.
你喜歡小孩嗎？是的，我喜歡。他們很邪惡！邪惡的小東西！是的，但我特不喜歡的就是...我不想懷孕。我們還是繼續(xù)看別的視頻吧。

Final video: Double Dream Hands
最后一個視頻：雙夢手

Start with your head down. It's an old guy doing it? 4....3...2..1. Burst both hands. Punch! Across! Crank! Crank! Stay down! Double dream hands. Double dream hands? Butterfly. Double dream hands. Freestyle. Punch!That was just so wrong... in so many ways!
開始低頭。是個老男人在跳？4....3...2..1。展開雙臂。出拳！橫穿！ 旋轉(zhuǎn)！旋轉(zhuǎn)！低身！雙夢手。雙夢手?! 蝴蝶。雙夢手。自由動作。出拳！這實在是太怪了，怎么看都覺得怪。

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So did you liked the dance? It was pretty cool. If it was a girl doing it i would. It was funny and weird. I don't think i have a explanation for that. He was so into it but it didn't seen right. Does this make you wanna dance? No,no, it was sort creepy. But I could't wanna watch. You've dance before in here. Just put on music. Why do you think he made this video? I don't if i'm allow to say it on camera. Creeper! He wanted get a good laugh out of people. Probably teaching little kids in kindgarden how to do this dance for their play.
你喜歡這舞蹈嗎？挺酷的。如果是個女孩在跳我就會喜歡。搞笑也很奇怪。不知道該怎么說。他很投入，但看起來就是覺得不對勁。你會跟著一起跳嗎？不，不！ 覺得有點變態(tài)。會，但我看不下去。你之前在這里跳過。放音樂吧。他為什么做這個視頻？我不知道在鏡頭前面說合不合適變態(tài)?。∷褪菫榱私o大家搞笑。可能是在教幼兒園的小朋友演出的舞蹈。

What was your fav part of the dance? When he make me punch! Freestyle. Shoulder went backwards... that's where I kinda got disturbed. Double dream hands. Dream hands. What does "Double dream hands" even mean? I have no idea. I don't know, ?maybe his hands are made of dreams? I'm so dreamy, so i'm gonna put my hands on myself. If this is on TV, and he just teaching different dances, would you watch it? No. Yea. Probably to make fun of it, yes! No! I don't like dancing! Why do people do that? You just like going like this, and people like yay! And they just doing it too. What's the point here people? ?
你最喜歡的是哪個部分？他讓我出拳的時候！自由動作。肩膀向后...從那里開始我就覺得有點怪怪的了。雙夢手。夢幻手?！半p夢手”到底是什么意思？我不知道。不知道，也許他的手是夢做的？！我好夢幻，所以我要摸自己一下。如果這是他專教舞蹈的一個電視節(jié)目，你會看嗎？不會。會。為了搞笑，我會看。不！我不喜歡跳舞！為什么人們喜歡這樣？你就像這樣...其他人歡呼！然后他們也開始這樣。大家覺得這有意思嗎？

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