生活大爆炸:SO2EO7(2) 誰動了我的……
來源:滬江聽寫酷
2011-12-30 20:32
小提示: 聽聽宅男們的囧言囧語,填寫對話缺失的部分, 不用帶數(shù)字序號。注意句子開頭要大寫哦
<注意這里>若頁面過長造成聽寫不便,在聽寫框的右上角點(diǎn)擊“彈出答題紙”即可。
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背景:Penny觸犯Sheldon底線啦,究竟是為啥?
-Penny: Oh, Giselle's not getting kicked off. It's totally going to be Summer.
-Penny: What?
-Leonard: Sheldon's onion ring. Just put it back!
-Penny: It's one onion ring.
-Howard: Just put it back before he comes!
-Leonard: No, I don’t think that’s where it was.
-Howard: Okay, here he comes. Deny, deny, people. ____________1__________.
-Sheldon: Who touched my...
-Others: Penny! Penny did it.
-Sheldon: Why would you do that?
-Penny: I don't know. I was hungry? What's the big deal?
-Sheldon: ______________________2________________________.
-Penny: All right. Look, I didn't know, I'm sorry.
-Sheldon: Well, I'm sorry, but that is your second strike.
-Penny: What?
-Sheldon: You have two strikes. Three strikes and you're out. It's a sports metaphor.
-Penny: a sports metaphor?
-Sheldon: Yes, baseball.
-Penny: All right, yeah. I … I'll _______3_______. What was my first strike?
-Sheldon: March 18th. You violated my rule about ___4___ email humor.
-Penny: I did?
-Sheldon: The photo of the cat who wants to "has cheeseburger"?
-Penny: Oh, come on. Everybody loves "LOL cats." They're cute and they can't spell 'cause they're cats.
-Sheldon: ___________________________5________________________: strike one. Touching my food: strike two.
-Howard: Don't worry. They only stay on your record for a year.
-Leonard: You can get them removed early, but you have to take his class.
-Penny: Come on, I touched one onion ring.
-Sheldon: Yeah, and then you put it back, compromising the integrity of all the other onion rings.
-Penny: Oh, honey, the buses don't go where you live, do they?
-Sheldon: Look, Penny, I wish I could be more lenient with you, but since you've become a permanent member of our social group, I have to hold you to the same standards as everybody else.
-Leonard: Congratulations. You're officially one of us.
-Howard: One of us, one of us.
-Penny: Well, _______6_______.
-Sheldon: You're sitting in my spot.
-Penny: Oh, jeez, you've got to be kidding me.
Wall of silence
The big deal is that nobody touches food on my plate
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I trusted you with my email address, and you betrayed that trust by sending me Internet banality
what a thrill