生活大爆炸:SO2EO6 漫畫獨尊
來源:滬江聽寫酷
2011-12-25 20:08
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如果喜歡TBBT,歡迎把這段歡樂故事推薦給你的好友哦!~\(≧▽≦)/~
背景:新的一集,看看Sheldon怎么給同學(xué)們上課~
-Leonard:So, if any of you are considering going into experimental physics, my door is always open. Once again, I'm sorry that the demonstration didn't quite work out, but now we know what happens when you accidentally ___1___ Peach Snapple into a helium neon laser. Short answer is...don't. And now to tell you about the theoretical physics department is Dr. Sheldon Cooper. Dr. Cooper?
-Sheldon:Forget it.
-Leonard:Excuse me. Sheldon, we both agreed to do this.
-Sheldon:It's a waste of time. I might as well explain the laws of thermodynamics to ______2______ labradoodles.
-Leonard:If you don't do this, I won't take you to the comic book store.
-Sheldon:Hello. Nice work with the laser, by the way. ________________3______________, I remember when I too was deciding my academic future as a __________4________. Of course, I was 14. And I'd already achieved more than most of you could ever hope to, despite my 9:00 bedtime. Now, there may be one or two of you in this room who has what it takes to succeed in theoretical physics. Although, it's more likely that you'll spend your scientific careers teaching fifth graders how to make paper machine volcanoes with baking soda lava.
-Leonard:Oh, good God.
-Sheldon:In short, any one who told you that you would someday be able to make any significant contribution to physics played a cruel trick on you, a cruel trick ___5___. Any questions? Of course not. ___________6__________. Now if you'll excuse me, the latest issue of Batman is out. Come, Leonard.
-Leonard:Laser demonstration's looking pretty good now, huh?
spill
a bunch of
Looking out at your fresh young faces
lowly graduate student
indeed
I weep for the future of science