生活大爆炸:SO2EO5(2) 自娛自樂
來源:滬江聽寫酷
2011-12-23 20:44
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背景:Penny被抓壯丁了,Sheldon一路上自娛自樂啊!
-Sheldon Thank you for driving me to work.
-Penny:You know this is my day off, Sheldon.
-Sheldon:Oh, good. _______________1____________. Your "check engine" light is on. Typically that's an indicator to, you know, check your engine.
-Penny:It's fine. It's been on for, like, a month.
-Sheldon:Well, actually, that would be all the more reason to... You know, check your engine.
-Penny:Sheldon, it's fine.
-Sheldon:If it were fine, the light wouldn't be on. That's why the manufacturer ___2___ that light, to let you know it's not fine.
-Penny:Maybe the light's broken.
-Sheldon:Is there a "check the 'check engine light' light"?
-Penny:What?
-Sheldon:__________________________________________3_________________________________.
-Penny:Do you have any alcohol?
-Sheldon:Of course not.
-Penny:Too bad.
-Sheldon:You're going up Euclid Avenue? Leonard takes Los Robles Avenue.
-Penny:Well, good for Leonard.
-Sheldon:Euclid avenue is shorter as the ___4___ flies, But it has _______5_______, which appreciably increase point-to-point drive time, making It the less efficient choice. But you have the conn. Of course, if you're not going to slow down for the speed bumps, I withdraw my previous objection. Here's a fun question. Do you know what the most common street name is?
-Penny:No.
-Sheldon:The answer's tricky. It's Second Street. You see, you'd think it would be first street, But in most towns, first street eventually gets renamed to something else. You know, like Main Street, Broad Street, Michigan Avenue. See, Leonard and I often use our commute time to exercise our minds with brain-teasers like that. We also play games. Would you like to play one?
-Penny:No.
-Sheldon:Oh, come on. It's fun. Ooh! Another bump. Okay. I'll say an element, and, and you say an element whose name starts with the last letter of the one I said, okay? I'll start.
-Sheldon:Helium. Now, you could say "___6___." That would give me a "y." Ooh. Very clever. That's a tough one. So I go with "ytterbium," which gets you back to "m." So you go "molybdenum," and I say "magnesium." You say "manganese." I say "europium," And, then, you're left with "mendelevium," And... There are no more m's, because I believe that meitnerium should still be called ekairidium. So, congratulations. You win. Do you wanna go again?
-Penny:Why don't we just have a little quiet time now?
I'm not keeping you from anything
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Studies have shown that performing tasks such as eating, talking on a cell phone or drinking coffee while driving reduces one's reaction time by the same factor as an ounce of alcohol
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