牛牛幽默英語記四級單詞A9
Anchor
What do you drop when you need it and take back when you don’t.
An anchor
什么東西你需要時就丟掉它,你不用時就拿回來?——錨。
I respect weatherman more than anchor persons. An anchor person is just reading what has already happened, while a weathergirl or a weatherman is predicting the future.
比起新聞節(jié)目主持人,我更尊敬氣象預(yù)報員。新聞節(jié)目主持人只是在宣讀已經(jīng)發(fā)生的事件,而氣象預(yù)報員可是正在預(yù)測未來。
注:實際上氣象預(yù)報員也是在照本宣科,這里是故意在說笑。
Anchorman:?What?do?TV?reporters?wear?under?their?pants?
Cameraman:?News?briefs.
新聞節(jié)目主持人:電視記者褲子里面穿什么?
攝影師:新聞短褲。
注:briefs貼身的短內(nèi)褲;brief摘要。
Ancient
In ancient Egypt, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this
在古埃及貓被尊崇為上帝,貓永遠也忘不了。
注:貓很懷念那段時光,可惜人變化太快了。
angle
Geometry teacher: An instructor who definitely knows all of the angles.
幾何老師:確切知道所有角度的老師。
注:Know all of the angles意思是了解一件事情的所有方面。
OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak [怪異]of nature.
來,從這個角度照張照片,自然界真是怪異。
注:病人害怕醫(yī)生做手術(shù)時說的話。
anniversary
They just celebrated their 25th wedding anniversary. Or, to be completely accurate___ he celebrated, she repented.
他們剛剛慶祝了他們的25年結(jié)婚紀念,完全準(zhǔn)確地說——丈夫慶祝,妻子后悔。
注:有些人在慶祝金婚、銀婚的時候,實際上在暗自后悔。
My young brother is illiterate. He was just celebrated for his one-month anniversary yesterday.
我有個弟弟是個文盲,昨天剛做完滿月。
Annoy
Miss Phiz: Officer, that man is annoying me!
Policeman: But he’s not even looking at you.
Miss Phiz: That’s what’s so annoying!
Phiz小姐:警官,那個男人真煩人。
警察:可是他甚至看都沒看你一眼。
Phiz小姐:所以我才煩惱。
It is annoying to be honest to no purpose.
沒有任何目的的誠實真煩人。
注:這個人總是帶著有色眼鏡看別人,以為別人的誠實都是裝的,都是有目的的。他看不出別人的目的心里就很煩。
Poverty is of course no disgrace[丟人], but it is damned annoying.
窮當(dāng)然不丟人,但就是他媽的讓人苦惱。
注:如果你不認為窮丟人,窮沒有什么丟人的,但窮確實是不方便,什么也買不起,窮了就是讓人苦惱。
Ant
The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when drunk.
螞蟻能舉起它自身重量50倍的東西,能拖動自身重量30倍的東西,喝醉時總是靠右側(cè)摔倒。
注:后面那句話是在故意顯示自己對螞蟻研究的透徹。別人也能一眼看出你在說著玩兒。
What do you call an ant in space?
An antronant.
你把太空中的螞蟻叫什么?——宇航員
注:Antronant與Astronaut(宇航員)。
Antique
What is the most valuable type of ant?------ Antique.
螞蟻最有價值的部分是什么?——古董
注:An ant-ique.
Little Boy: Mom, do you remember that antique flowerpot[花盆] that’s been handed from generation to generation?
Mom: Of course.
Little Boy: Well, this generation dropped it!
小男孩:媽媽,你記得那個一代一代傳下來的古董花盆嗎?
媽媽:當(dāng)然記得。
小男孩:是這樣,這一代放棄了!
注:drop:掉;放棄
For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
促銷:適合女士用的古董桌,粗腿,大抽屜。
注:Drawer:抽屜;內(nèi)褲。還可理解成:適合穿大內(nèi)褲的粗腿女士用的古董桌。
For sale: Antique ashtray shaped like a classic car. You can park your butts in it.
大減價:老爺車外型古董煙灰缸,可以把煙頭(屁股)放里頭。
Anxiety
If there were only some shorter and more direct route to the devil, it would save an awful lot of sorrow and anxiety in this world.
如果世界上真有一些去地獄的更短更直接的路,那會省下大量的悲傷和焦慮。
注:很多人一輩子勾心斗角,騙人害人,十分辛苦勞累,最后還是下了地獄,如果有去地獄的捷徑,那些人會省多少勁兒呀。
I like to have two anxieties a week. To have more confuses the mind.
我一周只喜歡焦慮兩次,再多會搞亂我的頭腦。
注:很多人整天焦慮不安,你就可以這么說。
I have anxiety on Monday, and anxiety on Tuesday. Now it’s time for me to relax.
我星期一焦慮,星期二焦慮,我現(xiàn)在心情應(yīng)該放松愉快了。
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