生活大爆炸:SO1EO17(4) 薛定鍔貓態(tài)
來源:滬江聽寫酷
2011-12-04 21:33
小提示: 聽聽宅男們的囧言囧語,填寫對(duì)話缺失的部分, 不用帶數(shù)字序號(hào)。注意句子開頭要大寫哦
<注意這里>若頁面過長(zhǎng)造成聽寫不便,在聽寫框的右上角點(diǎn)擊“彈出答題紙”即可。
如果喜歡TBBT,歡迎把這段歡樂故事推薦給你的好友哦!~\(≧▽≦)/~
背景:Penny失戀痛苦,Leonard趁機(jī)求約會(huì),Penny答應(yīng)了卻要反悔,無奈之下,只好找Sheldon談一談~
-Sheldon:Chung shu shway? Shay shay.
-Leonard:Sheldon, I think I've made a mistake.
-Sheldon:I can see that. Unless you're planning on running a marathon, on choosing both stuffing and mashed potatoes is a starch-filled ___1___.
-Leonard:No, it's about Penny.
-Sheldon:A mistake involving Penny. Okay, you'll have to ___2___ it down.
-Leonard:I don't think I can go out with her tonight.
-Sheldon:Then don't.
-Leonard:Other people would say "Why not?"
-Sheldon:_____________3_______________.
-Leonard:I'm going to talk anyway.
-Sheldon:I assumed you would.
-Leonard:Now that I'm actually about to go out with Penny, I'm not excited. I'm nauseous.
-Sheldon:Ah, then your meal choice is appropriate. Starch absorbs fluid which reduces the amount of vomit available for violent expulsion.
-Leonard:Right.
-Sheldon:You also made a common grammatical mistake. You said "nauseous," when you meant "nauseated." But go on.
-Leonard:Sheldon, this date is probably my one chance with Penny. What happens if I ___4___ it?
-Sheldon:Well, if we accept your premise and also accept the highly improbable assumption that Penny is the only woman in the world for you, then we can logically conclude that the result of blowing it would be that you end up a lonely, bitter old man with no ___5___. The image of any number of evil lighthouse keepers from Scooby-Doo cartoons comes to mind.
-Leonard:You're not helping.
-Sheldon:All right, ___________________________6_____________________________?
-Leonard:Tell me whether or not to go through with the date.
-Sheldon:Scododinger's cat.
-Leonard:Wow, that's brilliant.
-Sheldon:You sound surprised. Ho-tsu shway zai li-toe.
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