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背景:Penny失戀痛苦,Leonard趁機求約會,Penny答應(yīng)了卻要反悔,無奈之下,只好找Sheldon談一談~

-Sheldon:Show me your citrus peels. Gei wo kan ni de jud zi pee. Show me your citrus peels. Gei wo kan ni de jud zi pee. Show me your...
-Penny:Sheldon?
-Sheldon:Ai yah! Xia si wo le.
-Penny:I'm sorry. Look, do you have a second?
-Sheldon:A second what, ______1_______?
-Penny:I was just wondering if I could talk to you. It's about Leonard.
-Sheldon:Why me? Why not Koothrappali or Wolowitz?
-Penny:Well, Raj can't talk to me unless he's drunk, and Wolowitz is, you know, ___2___.
-Sheldon:Yes, I suppose he is
-Penny:All I'm saying is, you know Leonard the best.
-Sheldon:Not necessarily. I'm often surprised by my ________3_______ with Leonard. Just the other day I discovered he not only has a loofah, he hides it. Why do you suppose a man would be ashamed of having a loofah? I, myself, prefer to have my excess epithelial cells ____4____ naturally, but I don't ___5___ those who seek to accelerate the process. ...and until recently I had no idea that despite his lactose intolerance, he can tolerate small amounts of non-fat ice cream without producing a noxious gas that I maintain, in the right concentration, could be weaponize.
-Penny:Leonard might come home. Can we talk in my apartment?
-Sheldon:We're not done?
-Penny:No.
-Sheldon:Eh, why not? We're already through the looking glass anyway.
-Penny:Okay, so here's the thing... I guess you're aware that Leonard asked me out.
-Sheldon:Well, he didn't actually say anything, but when he came back to the apartment he was doing a dance that brought to mind the happy hippos in Fantasia.
-Penny:Oh, that's nice. Anyhow, the thing I wanted to talk to you about is, you know, since Leonard and I have become friends... I was just... You want to sit down?
-Sheldon:Oh, I wish it were that simple. See, I don't spend much time here, and so I've never really chosen a place to sit.
-Penny:Well, choose.
-Sheldon:There are a number of options, and... I'm really not familiar enough with the cushion densities, _______6_______ and dispersion of sunlight to make an informed choice.
-Penny:All right why you just pick one at random and if you don't like it you can sit somewhere else next time.
-Sheldon:No, no. That's crazy.
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