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<注意這里>若頁(yè)面過(guò)長(zhǎng)造成聽(tīng)寫(xiě)不便,在聽(tīng)寫(xiě)框的右上角點(diǎn)擊“彈出答題紙”即可。
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背景:Howard和Raj對(duì)Missy大獻(xiàn)殷勤,哈,Raj居然敢清醒著和女人說(shuō)話了耶~


-Rajesh: So, Missy, have you ever met a man from the ___1___ subcontinent of India?
-Missy: Well, there's Dr. Patel at our church.
-Rajesh: Ah, yes, Patel, good man.
-Howard: Do you like ___2___? Because I ride a hog.
-Rajesh: A hog? You have a two-cylinder scooter with a basket in the front.
-Howard: You still have to wear a ___3___.
-Rajesh: Have you ever heard of the Kama Sutra?
-Missy: The sex book.
-Rajesh: The Indian sex book. In other words, if you wonder, wonder who wrote the book of love, it was us.
-Penny: So, Sheldon's sister is pretty cute, huh?
-Leonard: I wasn't staring.
-Penny: I didn't say you were. I just said she was cute.
-Leonard: Oh, eh... maybe, if you like women who are tall... and perfect.
-Penny: Sheldon, why are you ignoring your sister?
-Sheldon: I'm not ignoring my sister. _______________4_______________.
-Leonard: I brought ___5___!
-Missy: Oh, my, gherkins and...
-Leonard: Onion dip. It's onion dip. We don't entertain much.
-Rajesh: Missy. Do you enjoy pajamas?
-Missy: I guess.
-Rajesh: Yeah, we Indians invented them. You're welcome.
-Howard: Yeah, well, my people invented circumcision. You're welcome.
-Penny: Missy, I'm going to go get my ___6___ done. Do you want to come?
-Missy: God, yes. Thanks.
-Penny: You're welcome. Bye, guys.
-Men: Bye, Missy. Bye, Missy, see you.
-Penny: Good-Bye, Leonard.
-Leonard: Oh, yeah, no, uh, bye, Penny.
-Howard: Okay, you two have to back off.
-Rajesh: Why should I back off? You back off, dude.
-Leonard: Excuse me, this is my apartment, and she's my roommate's sister.
-Howard: So what? You've already got Penny!
-Leonard: How do I have Penny? In what universe do I have Penny?
-Howard: So I can have Penny?
-Leonard: Hell, no!
-Sheldon: Excuse me. Can I ___7___ something? I'm ordering pizza online. Is everyone okay with pepperoni?
-Leonard: Sheldon, can I talk to you _____8_____?
-Sheldon: I guess. Don't worry. I was going to order you cheese-less.
-Leonard: Thank you.
-Sheldon: It's okay. Lactose intolerance is nothing to be embarrassed about.
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