搞笑視頻:吃光了你的萬圣節(jié)糖果
來源:滬江聽寫酷
2011-11-11 09:00
“我吃光了你的萬圣節(jié)糖果!”從父母口中得到這個慘絕人寰的消息,你想知道小寶寶們會有什么樣的反應嗎?總而言之各種亮點??!最后那個小男孩大亮了?。?! 每空填一句,注意標點。
And one more thing, 1______
2_______"Hey Jimmy Kimmel, I told my kids I ate all their Halloween candy." And a lot of people did. 3_______I kind of thought the kids would be mad, just mad. Almost everyone of them cries. But we got what they, we got and 4________
I'm gonna tell what happened to your candy, Blake. I ate it all.
No.
I ate yours too, Allen.
Me and mommy ate it last night when you were asleep.
I ate all your Halloween candy last night.
Daddy, where is our candy?
What candy?
Daddy! We ate all your candies.
Look, Kevin, I ate all your candy.
No.
I'm so sorry.
No.
Hi Tracio, Dad and I eat all your candy. Hi Tracio.
I'm very, very sorry, Rachel. I ate all your Halloween candy. How much was it? Oh, Rachel, I'm sorry. You know I like candy, Rachel. Do you still love me?
Sorry, I ate all the candy.
What?
Mike, I'm so sorry. It is just, I'm pregnant and I got really hungry and I ate all of it.
There you go. You didn't eat all the candy. Happy Halloween Debby.
Dad, can you share more candy.
I ate them last night to control work with me.
What? Why? mom!
Last night, we stayed up and we ate all your candy. Are you guys OK with that?
No.
Why?
No.
Manny, calm down, Manny.
Dad, you are ugly.
I ate all your candy. You have no more Halloween candy left.
What?
Crazy. What the heck!
Mom.
Don't you guys think you ate enough candy last night?
No, I only have like one bite the candy. Serious? Oh, good for you, daddy, you're gonna have probably get bellyahce. Why did you need so much candy? Come on, that's two.
Two what?
Two bags of candy.
Two plus two is, two plus two is, equals five.
Wonderful. EJ, 5_____ Did you see how much you already had? I went to a lot of houses,
I know, I ate it all. It tastes so good, especially the peanut butter cups.
Oh, 6_____
That's all the sneaky moms and sneaky dads. Kids are very unstable.
And one more thing, 1______
2_______"Hey Jimmy Kimmel, I told my kids I ate all their Halloween candy." And a lot of people did. 3_______I kind of thought the kids would be mad, just mad. Almost everyone of them cries. But we got what they, we got and 4________
I'm gonna tell what happened to your candy, Blake. I ate it all.
No.
I ate yours too, Allen.
Me and mommy ate it last night when you were asleep.
I ate all your Halloween candy last night.
Daddy, where is our candy?
What candy?
Daddy! We ate all your candies.
Look, Kevin, I ate all your candy.
No.
I'm so sorry.
No.
Hi Tracio, Dad and I eat all your candy. Hi Tracio.
I'm very, very sorry, Rachel. I ate all your Halloween candy. How much was it? Oh, Rachel, I'm sorry. You know I like candy, Rachel. Do you still love me?
Sorry, I ate all the candy.
What?
Mike, I'm so sorry. It is just, I'm pregnant and I got really hungry and I ate all of it.
There you go. You didn't eat all the candy. Happy Halloween Debby.
Dad, can you share more candy.
I ate them last night to control work with me.
What? Why? mom!
Last night, we stayed up and we ate all your candy. Are you guys OK with that?
No.
Why?
No.
Manny, calm down, Manny.
Dad, you are ugly.
I ate all your candy. You have no more Halloween candy left.
What?
Crazy. What the heck!
Mom.
Don't you guys think you ate enough candy last night?
No, I only have like one bite the candy. Serious? Oh, good for you, daddy, you're gonna have probably get bellyahce. Why did you need so much candy? Come on, that's two.
Two what?
Two bags of candy.
Two plus two is, two plus two is, equals five.
Wonderful. EJ, 5_____ Did you see how much you already had? I went to a lot of houses,
I know, I ate it all. It tastes so good, especially the peanut butter cups.
Oh, 6_____
That's all the sneaky moms and sneaky dads. Kids are very unstable.
on Monday night I issued a challenge to the parents of America.
I asked parents to pretend they ate all their kids' Halloween candy and videotape that and post it to Youtube under the heading
And I guess I didn't expect so much crying.
to those children whose tears are about to be modelized on television, I apologize in advance.
you were so close.
you sneaky mom.