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背景：上一小節(jié)中，Leonard欺騙了Penny，這讓Sheldon很糾結(jié)……

-Sheldon：Leonard? Leonard? Leonard?
-Leonard：What?
-Sheldon：I need to speak to you.
-Leonard：It's 2:00 in the morning!
-Sheldon：It's important.
-Leonard：___________1__________. Go away. Are you still out there?
-Sheldon：Yes.
-Leonard：What?
-Sheldon：You're right, it can wait until morning.
-Leonard：What, what, what, what, what?
-Sheldon：Never mind. I clearly woke you up in the middle of a REM cycle. You're _________2_________ to talk.
-Leonard：Sheldon, what is it?
-Sheldon：I'm uncomfortable having been included in your lie to Penny.
-Leonard：What was I supposed to say?
-Sheldon：You could have told her the truth.
-Leonard：That would have hurt her feelings.
-Sheldon：Is that a ___3___ factor?
-Leonard：Yes.
-Sheldon：Then I suppose you could've agreed to go.
-Leonard：And what would I have said afterwards?
-Sheldon：I would suggest something to the effect of: Singing is neither an appropriate vocation nor ____4____ for you, and if you disagree, I'd recommend you have a CAT scan to look for a tumor pressing on the cognitive processing centers of your brain.
-Leonard：I couldn't say that. I would have to say, "You were terrific and I can't wait to hear you sing again.
-Sheldon：Why?
-Leonard：That's the social ___5___. It's what you do when you have a friend who's proud of something they really suck at.
-Sheldon：I was not aware of that.
-Leonard：Well, now you are.
-Sheldon：All right. Leonard?
-Leonard：Yes?
-Sheldon：When we played chess earlier, you were ___6___, and I can't wait to play you again. Good night.
I highly doubt that in no state of mind relevant avocation protocol terrific
-Sheldon：Leonard? Leonard? Leonard? -Leonard：怎么了? -Sheldon：我需要和你談?wù)劇?-Leonard：現(xiàn)在是凌晨2:00! -Sheldon：這很重要。 -Leonard：我高度懷疑。走開吧。你是不是還在? -Sheldon：是的。 -Leonard：到底什么事? -Sheldon：你說得對(duì)，可以明天再說。 -Leonard：啥啥啥啥事? -Sheldon：沒關(guān)系。顯然我把你從在深度睡眠中叫醒了，你沒心情和我談話了。（REM：=rapid eye movement，眼的迅速跳動(dòng)，指人夜間做夢(mèng)時(shí)的跳動(dòng)) -Leonard： Sheldon，到底是什么事? -Sheldon：我被卷入你對(duì)Penny撒的謊，這讓我很不安。 -Leonard：那我該說什么？ -Sheldon：你本該告訴她實(shí)話。 -Leonard：那會(huì)傷她的心的。 -Sheldon：要考慮這個(gè)因素么？ -Leonard：當(dāng)然。 -Sheldon：那我認(rèn)為你本應(yīng)該答應(yīng)去聽她唱歌。 -Leonard：那我之后該怎么說? -Sheldon：我會(huì)這么建議她：唱歌對(duì)你來說既不是合適的職業(yè)，也不適合做業(yè)余愛好。如果你不贊同我的說法，我會(huì)建議你做個(gè)計(jì)算機(jī)斷層掃描，檢查是否有腫瘤壓迫你大腦的認(rèn)知處理中心。（CAT scan：計(jì)算機(jī)分層造影掃描；tumor：瘤；cognitive：認(rèn)知的） -Leonard：我不能那么說。我只可能說"你唱得太棒了，我都等不及想要再聽一遍了" -Sheldon：為什么？ -Leonard：那是社交禮節(jié)。當(dāng)你的朋友對(duì)他們做得很爛的事覺得自豪時(shí)，你就得這么做（protocol：禮儀） -Sheldon：我以前還真不知道。 -Leonard：那你現(xiàn)在知道了。 -Sheldon：好吧。Leonard? -Leonard：什么? -Sheldon：先前我們下棋時(shí)你下的實(shí)在是太好了，我都等不及想和你再來一局了。晚安。 （翻譯解析提供：臟乖）