小提示: 聽聽宅男們的囧言囧語，填寫對(duì)話缺失的部分, 不用帶數(shù)字序號(hào)。注意句子開頭要大寫哦
<注意這里>若頁面過長造成聽寫不便，在聽寫框的右上角點(diǎn)擊“彈出答題紙”即可。
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背景：看看這回sheldon又有了什么奇怪點(diǎn)子！

-Sheldon: you know, I've been thinking about ______1_____ again.
-Leonard：Why, did you hit a roadblock with invisibility?
-Sheldon: ___________2__________. Anyway, it occurs to me if I ever did perfect a time machine, I would just go into the past and give it to myself, thus eliminating the need for me to invent it _______3_______.
-Leonard：Interesting.
-Sheldon: Yeah, it really takes the pressure off.
-Leonard：Sounds like a ____4____. Should I call science magazine and tell them to hold the cover?
-Sheldon: It's time travel, Leonard; I will have already done that.
-Leonard：Then I guess congratulations are in order.
-Sheldon: No, congratulations will have been in order. You know, I am not going to enjoy this party.
-Leonard：I know, ________5_______.
-Sheldon: The last department party, professor Finkleday cornered me and talked about spelunking for 45 minutes.
-Leonard：Yes, I was there.
-Sheldon: You know what's interesting about caves, Leonard?
-Leonard：What?
-Sheldon: Nothing.
-Leonard：Well, then we'll avoid Finkleday, we'll meet the new department head, congratulate him, shake his hand and go.
-Sheldon: How's this? Pleased to meet you, Dr. Gablehauser. "How fortunate for you that the university's chosen to hire you," despite the fact "that you've done no ___6___ research in 25 years, "and instead have written a series of popular books “that reduce the great concepts of science to a series of anecdotes, "each one dumb down to accommodate the duration of an average bowel movement." Mahalo.
-Leonard：Mahalo is a nice touch.
-Sheldon: You know there only eight consonants in the Hawaiian language?
-Leonard：Interesting. __________7__________.
time travel Put it on the back burner in the first place breakthrough I'm familiar with you original You should lead with that
-Sheldon: 我最近又開始想時(shí)間旅行了。 -Leonard：為什么，你撞上看不見的障礙物了?（roadblock：障礙物；invisibility：看不見的東西） -Sheldon: 先不說那個(gè)了。無論如何，我忽然有個(gè)想法，如果我發(fā)明了時(shí)光機(jī)，我要回到過去把它給原來的我。這樣之前的我就不用發(fā)明它了。（on the back burner：停止，拖延；eliminate：消除，排除;in the first place ：從一開始） -Leonard：有意思。 -Sheldon: 是啊，這讓我減壓不少。 -Leonard：聽起來像是個(gè)大突破。要我打電話給科學(xué)雜志讓他們留下頭版的位置給你嗎?（breakthrough：突破點(diǎn)） -Sheldon: 這可是時(shí)間旅行，Leonard。過去的我已經(jīng)做過了。 -Leonard：那我想這是應(yīng)該祝賀你啦。（in order：合乎程序的） -Sheldon: 不，過去的你已經(jīng)祝賀過我了。你知道，我在派對(duì)上肯定不會(huì)開心的。 -Leonard：我知道，我很了解你。 -Sheldon: 上次系里的派對(duì)，F(xiàn)inkleday教授抓著我談了45分鐘的窯洞探險(xiǎn)。（department：院系；cornered：逼致絕路；spelunking：洞穴探查） -Leonard：我知道，我也在場(chǎng)。 -Sheldon: 你知道窯洞有什么好玩的嗎，Leonard? -Leonard： 啥? -Sheldon: 什么也沒有。（一語雙關(guān)，同時(shí)指洞窟里沒有東西和洞窟一點(diǎn)兒也不好玩） -Leonard：那我們躲開他，我們就去見見新的系主任。恭喜他，和他握握手就走。（department head：系主任） -Sheldon: 你覺得這樣如何? 見到你很高興，Gablehauser博士。我們大學(xué)聘請(qǐng)了你，你該覺得多幸運(yùn)啊，盡管你25年來沒做出什么原創(chuàng)研究，而是寫了一系列暢銷書，將科學(xué)這一偉大的概念降格為奇聞?shì)W事，而且每一本都是廁所讀物，Mahalo. （anecdotes：趣聞，軼事；dumb：愚蠢的；accommodate：容納；duration：持續(xù)期間；bowel movement：大便；Mahalo：夏威夷語的謝謝） -Leonard：Mahalo是不錯(cuò)的修飾。（touch：修飾，潤色） -Sheldon: 你知道夏威夷語里只有8個(gè)輔音嗎?（consonant：輔音） -Leonard：真有意思，你就這么做開場(chǎng)白吧。 （解析翻譯提供：臟乖）