你有羨慕過報紙?。刻焯鞊Q新啊啊啊~!

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Wife talking to her husband Who reads the newspaper all day: "I wish I were a newspaper so I'd be in your hands all day." Husband: "I wish that too, so I could change you daily."
妻子對整天坐在那里看報紙的丈夫說:“我希望我就是報紙,這樣你就可以整天把我捧在手上了。” 丈夫說:“我也希望你是報紙,那樣的話我可以天天換新的?!?/div>