七夕將至，還在為沒有女朋友犯愁？沒關系，“把妹達人”教你五招！到底是好招還是壞招呢，不妨先來看看！







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-- I could ______1______ if I actually tried.
-- Shut up!

Thousands of people are building relationships online at our site. What are you doing? You're probably just looking like a loser _____2_____ with like a strap sweatshirt and some stupid hippy haircut.

-- Five, six, seven, eight.
-- Hey, Anthony, can you help me with...Are you practicing for Circus De Olay again?
-- No...? What do you want?
-- Can you...Help me get a girlfriend?
-- All you gotta do is act like a jerk, girls eat that ___3___ like strawberry cheese cake. Like this hottie tottie over here. Watch and learn!

Rule #1: Act like a jerk.

-- Hey, _______4_______?
-- Em...sure.
What are you...?
-- So you wanna make out?
-- You sure you all right?

Lesson learned, don't be a jerk.

-- I'm fine! Okey? Now watch me impress some ladies with my manliness. Come on.

Rule #2: Show your manliness.

-- I can feel the burn. Hey.
-- Ew! You should really use some Stainguard deodorant or something! Those yellow __5__ are disgusting.

Lesson learned, girls hate yellow.

-- So, er, no luck with her either?
-- Whatever! Okey? she gave me some ___6___ deodorant though, look, no more yellow stains and smell my pits!
-- No, I'm...
-- Dude, come on smell them!
-- I don't wanna smell your...
-- Smell my damn pits!
-- Oh! Actually smells pretty good!
-- Yes, see? Oh, dude, check this out, I'm gonna use the same __7__ to get this girl that I used to get my last girlfriend.
-- Dude she's hot!
-- Come on man!

Rule #3: Use your secret weapon.

-- Hey girl, what's...
-- Eh?
-- Run!!!!

Lesson learned, make sure it's not a man.

-- You know you still haven't...
-- Okey, I know I haven't. You're just dwelling off my game! You want me to get a girl? Huh?
-- Yeah!
-- All right, I'll do it, watch!

Rule #4: Don't limit your options.

-- Just, please go out with me?
-- No.
-- Please?
-- No!
-- I could get you another strawberry cheese cake, I could get like, five!
-- No!!!

Lesson learned, women eat food.

-- Come on, I have some really good...
-- __________7__________!
-- Oh~ you poor baby.

-- What? Why? What the hell are you doing?
-- This poor boy was crying, and then I, I gave him my phone number _____8_____ he wanted to talk about his feelings later.

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