This is a girl in Ireland.
Hmm?
Who's making prank calls at the age of eight.
I love it.
We will bring you a few of these, but this is one that she doesn't like her school and she wants to get it demolished, so goes to demolition experts and she tries to convince them.

Woman:Hello.
Girl:_________1___________
Woman:It is, yeah.
Girl:_________2___________
Woman:Just bear with me a second.
Woman:Hello?
Girl:Hi.
Woman:Well, what school do you go to?
Girl:I go to a school in Dublin.
Woman:And you want it demolished?
Girl:_________3___________
Woman:A big ball.
Girl:Right.
Woman:Well, hold on one wee second, please?

Man:Hello?
Girl:How are you? My name is Becky.
Man:Yes?
Girl:_________4___________
Man:Go ahead.
Girl:_________5___________
Man:Yes.
Girl:You are the top boss, yeah?

Man:Hello.
Girl:_________6___________
Man:Do you want to blow it up?
Girl:_________7___________
Man:Whatever you want done.
Girl:_________8___________
Man:Dunno if we'll get away with that, now.
Girl:Nobody likes them. _________9___________
Man:Where are you calling from?
Girl:From Dublin.
Man:What school in Dublin?
Girl:_________10___________
Man:There's a lot of schools in Dublin that are about to fall down.
Girl:_________11___________
Man:It depends how big it is.
Girl:_________12___________
Man:It's a joke factory at the minute. The joke factory.
Girl:_________13___________
Man:Can you fax me through a photograph or a site plan or something?
Girl:_________14___________
Man:Yeah. No problem. Yeah.
Girl:_________15___________
Man:You just make sure you put all their names on it. I'll give you a price for each individual teacher.
Girl:Brilliant.
Man:Yeah.
Girl:_________16___________
Man:It'll make a big bang.
Girl:_________17___________
Man:Good luck. Look after yourself.
Girl:_________18___________
Man:Good luck.
Girl:See you after.
Hi, is that the demolition place? Could you help me to destroy my school, please? Yeah. Do you use a big wrecking ball or…h(huán)ow do you knock it down? I have a proposal for you. Are you the demolition man? I want you to help me destroy my school. Could you blow it up or knock it down? I'll blow it up. That'll be better. Could you make sure that all my teachers in there when you knock it down? They give me extra homework on a Friday and everything. The one that's about to fall down. And how much will it cost to knock it to the ground? Give me about a ballpark figure. Is this the demolition company or a joke factory? Listen, are you gonna come and knock my school down or what? Right, I'll fax you a plan of the school and my teacher's names. And just make sure that they're all in the building when you knock it down. When the school falls down, will it make a crash or a wallop? Sounds good. I'll talk to you later, top man. Fill your boots, man.