離婚快樂,禮物拿來:十大趣味離婚禮物(雙語組圖)
作者:神侃笨笨譯
來源:Oddee
2011-09-23 09:15
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10 Bizarre Divorce Products
十大趣味離婚禮物
Coffin for you wedding ring
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Give a dead marriage its proper, final resting place. sells the final resting place for your dead marriage's wedding ring. Don't forget to choose your custom plaque.
婚姻豈能死無葬身之地?婚戒墳?zāi)咕W(wǎng)給你逝去的婚姻一個安生之地。別忘了,還要有定制銘牌哦!
離婚禮物登記
Divorce Gift Registry
離婚禮物登記
Did your ex get your favorite tea kettle and plush Egyptian cotton towels in the divorce? Not to worry, now you can head down to Debenhams department store and register for some more. Go ahead and add lots of stuff to your divorce gift registry.
離婚了,你的前任收到了你最愛的茶壺和埃及長毛絨棉毯了嗎?不用擔(dān)心,現(xiàn)在在Debenhams商店就可以找到你想要的離婚禮物。親,你去登記離婚禮物了嗎?
離婚蛋糕
Divorce Cake
離婚蛋糕
We all know that the cake is one of the most important parts of the whole wedding hoopla. Immense amounts of time and energy are put into choosing a design and cake tastings. But what happens when you get divorced? Well, you get a cake. At least that's according to Larry Bach, the owner of Sprinkles Custom Cakes in Winter Park, Florida. Though his bakery does far more wedding cakes, Mr. Bach admits that he has created a few cakes for women going through a divorce.
結(jié)婚蛋糕是婚禮上不可或缺的,我們花了大量的時間精力去選款式、嘗味道。那么,要是離婚了呢?離婚也有蛋糕吃。弗羅里達(dá)的Larry Bach開了家蛋糕店,他不僅為顧客定制結(jié)婚蛋糕,還可以制作離婚蛋糕。
可拆卸玩具屋
Detachable?Playhouse for Children of Divorced Parents
可拆卸玩具屋
The reconfigurable playhouse lets children of divorced parents "play out" complex domestic issues – it can be configured into separate houses for each parents, and can even be configured to have a separate house for the new partner!
這種可拆卸玩具屋是專為父母離異的兒童設(shè)計的。各個房間可以分開組裝,以后要是有了新爸爸、新媽媽,還可以把他們的房間重新組合。
離婚戒指
Divorce Ring
離婚戒指
Jewelers Spritzer and Furman created this symbolic ring to commemorate the ending of a marriage. At $3,200 it's a cheap price to pay for saying goodbye to someone you (used to) love.
珠寶商Spritzer and Furman創(chuàng)造了這種象征婚姻破裂的離婚戒指。只要花上3200美元,你就可以和你不愛了的他/她說再見了,便宜吧?
離婚相冊
Divorce Photo Album
離婚相冊
Italian photographer Gianni Fasolini heard that the divorce rate is going up and got a brilliant idea. "People celebrate a marriage as a milestone in their lives, but a divorce is an important event too," he explained. "so I started to offer photo sessions for freshly divorced couples – them smiling or shaking hands or in some cases even kissing.
意大利攝影師Gianni Fasolini聽說離婚率持續(xù)走高便突發(fā)奇想,發(fā)明了這個離婚相冊。他解釋說,“人們認(rèn)為結(jié)婚是人生的一個里程碑,所以值得紀(jì)念。離婚又何嘗不值得紀(jì)念呢?我為剛剛離婚的夫婦拍攝離婚照,他們有的微笑,有的握手,還有的接吻呢?!?/div>
離婚唱片
Divorce Music Album
離婚唱片
During divorce everyone feels a little depressed. That's why hearing a CD with the greatest divorce music may be a good option. It combines music from all genres and eras into one package. I recommend giving it to anyone who is facing separation/divorce/ or a break-up.
離婚的人總會覺得有點難過,所以聽一張囊括了各個時期各個種類音樂的離婚唱片是個不錯的選擇。我建議,無論是分手、分居還是離婚的人,最好人手一張。
離婚軟件
Divorce iPhone App
蘋果離婚軟件
If your marriage is feeling the strain, you may wish to take a look at the Divorce? The app, written by one of the UK's leading family lawyers, doesn't encourage divorce,but if you're a bit further along in that process, the app is a pocket-sized guide that lays out lots of the information you might find useful and that you can discreetly take with you for some quite reading. Available from the app store now.
如果你想離婚,你知道該怎么離嗎?一款由英國頂尖的家庭律師編寫的軟件告訴你怎么做。這款軟件并非是要鼓勵離婚,只不過,當(dāng)你有了這款軟件在手,你就等于擁有了一本離婚指南,方便你認(rèn)真研讀。這款軟件現(xiàn)已上市,各大軟件商店有售。
離婚求生包
Divorce Survival Kit
離婚求生包
Give the man who's going through a divorce a little moral support with this Divorce Survival Kit for Him. The kit includes: A Nudie Book - for those lonely nights ahead; Spanish Fly Pill - if he ever gets another date; Legal Fee Voucher - free consultation with Wee, Fukkem, and Howe Law Firm; Toothbrush - to brush the bad taste in his mouth.
離了婚的男人有時需要一些精神支柱,那就送他一個離婚求生包吧,里面含有美女寫真(陪伴他度過漫漫長夜),壯陽藥(他可以在下次約會時使用),法律咨詢優(yōu)惠券(可以在各大知名律師行享受優(yōu)惠服務(wù)),牙刷(刷掉他那一口惡臭)。
廚房用具
Kitchen Utensil
廚房用具
Not only functional, but also therapeutic, "The Ex" Knife Set and Holder is a five-piece knife set plus holder that makes for the perfect gift. Constructed with heavy-gauge durable stainless steel, each knife offers a razor-sharp precision, ergonomically designed for comfortable handle.
這件禮物不僅實用,而且還有心理治療的功效?!扒叭巍钡都芙M包含了五把刀和一個刀架,采用不銹鋼制造,鋒利無比,刀把采用人體工程學(xué)設(shè)計,手感舒適實乃送禮之佳品。
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