I'm gay.As it turns out,I'm pretty openly and something outwardly gay.And as such ,I get a lot of questions from mostly straight people and sometimes gay people.So I decided to make a video about the things that you should never ever ever ask a gay person.
我是同性戀。實(shí)際上，我對(duì)自己的同性戀身份很公開，有時(shí)還表現(xiàn)得很外在。因?yàn)槿绱?，我常常被問到很多問題，絕大多數(shù)來(lái)自非同性戀，有時(shí)也來(lái)自同性戀，所以我決定制作一段視頻講一下那些你永遠(yuǎn)永遠(yuǎn)不應(yīng)該問一名同性戀的問題。

So let's get started.Here' question No.1.So like,I know you're in a relationship,bro.But like,who's the woman in your relationship?
我們開始吧，第一個(gè)問題。那個(gè)，我知道你現(xiàn)在有固定的伴侶，伙計(jì)，但你們倆人中誰(shuí)是女人的角色呢

Hi,I like dick,and so does my boyfriend.As it turns out,we're both the MAN in our relationship.That's the whole point of being gay.There's no need to try to fit my relationship into your hetero normative box.That's why I said your hetero normative box away from me and my body,okay?
嗨，我喜歡**，我男朋友也是。所以在二人世界中我們兩個(gè)都是男人的角色。那是同性戀的全部意義所在，沒有必要拿你的異性戀正常觀念來(lái)套用在我的伴侶關(guān)系上。所以我要說(shuō)，把你的異性戀正常觀念從我人和我身體上拿開，好嘛？

So bro,I know you like guys,but like,are you attracted to me ?Really?Really?
我說(shuō)兄弟，我知道你喜歡男的，那個(gè)，你喜歡我嗎？真的嗎？真的嗎？

For some reason,some,some straight guys get uncomfortable around gay guys because they thinks that,bacause a gay guy is attracted to men.He's automatically to all men including himself.So let's back the fuck up,and rewind bacause this question requires two points.
由于某種原因，一部分非同性戀男子對(duì)與同性戀相處感到不自然因?yàn)樗麄冋J(rèn)為，由于同性戀喜歡男人，所以會(huì)自動(dòng)喜歡所有男人，也包括他們自己。打住，讓我們往回倒，后退。這個(gè)問題需要做兩點(diǎn)聲明。

So point No.1.Just because you have a penis,it doesn't mean I want it.Truth be told,disclaimer.I do have a soft spot,well,maybe a hard spot,for straight guys.But,that doesn't mean that I'm attracted to every single straight guy in the same way that straight guys aren't attracted to every single women.
第一點(diǎn)，僅僅因?yàn)槟阌幸桓?*，并不意味著我一定想要它。說(shuō)實(shí)話，免責(zé)聲明哦。我的確對(duì)非同性戀男子感到有點(diǎn)“腿軟”，好吧，也許是“腿硬”。但并不意味著每個(gè)非同性戀男子都吸引我，同樣的道理，好比每個(gè)直人也不是感覺每個(gè)女人都吸引人。

For guys in general,the ones that I'm attracted to are far too between,and that's probably the case for everyone.I know,I think everyone is beautiful,eveyone is beautiful inside and out,but it doesn't mean I'm attracted to your ass.
就男人泛泛而言，即使那些吸引我的，類型也大相其異，我想對(duì)每個(gè)人都是如此吧。我知道，我認(rèn)為每個(gè)人都很美，從內(nèi)到外地美，但是這并不意味著我對(duì)你的屁股感興趣。

Point No.2.Let's assume I'm attracted to you.So what?There's a difference between being attracted to someone and roofying their dink and committing rape.
第二點(diǎn)，假設(shè)我對(duì)你感興趣，那又怎樣？受到某人的吸引同在他的飲料里下毒并實(shí)施強(qiáng)奸是兩回事。

So like, when did you decide to be a gay?
那么，你是什么時(shí)候決定當(dāng)同性戀的？

Okay,so this one gets me all sorts of fever.The question "when you decide to be a gay"implies that being gay is a choice which of course it's not.I decided to be gay probably the same day that you decided to be straight which is, and was ,then never.You don't decide to whom you're attracted.At the very most,the very most,it's an unconcious choice.I don't think that any of us would,at any point of our lives decide to pursue a life that is paid for bigotry,prejudiece,and discrimination.So to answer your question "when did I decide that I was gay",I never decided it because it wasn't a choice.Thanks.
好啦，這個(gè)問題是讓我最為火大的。你何時(shí)決定當(dāng)同性戀這個(gè)問題隱含的含義是當(dāng)同性戀是一種選擇，當(dāng)然它不是。我決定當(dāng)同性戀的時(shí)間和你決定當(dāng)異性戀的時(shí)間應(yīng)該是同一天。那就是，從來(lái)沒有那樣一天。一個(gè)人無(wú)法決定自己受到誰(shuí)的吸引，即使退一萬(wàn)步說(shuō)，這是某種不自主的選擇。我也不認(rèn)為任何人在人生的任何時(shí)刻會(huì)決定選擇一種充滿盲從，偏見和歧視的生活。所以來(lái)回答您這個(gè)問題，我從未決定過，那不是我可以做的一道選擇，謝謝

But like,aren't you worried about AIDS?
那個(gè)，你不擔(dān)心艾滋病嗎？

So when I came out,the first thing my mom said was well.I'm just concerned you're going to get AIDS.The reality is,that all sexually active people or introvenous drug uses,need to be concened about AIDS.And all people need to take the proper precautions to minimize their risk.As a matter of fact,heterosextual transmission is the fastest growing mode of transmission in North America.And,in the entire planet,it is the dominant mode of transmission.So,in conclusion,all of us need to be concerned about AIDS,not just gay people.So stop asking them about it.Thank you.
我出柜的時(shí)候，我媽媽對(duì)我說(shuō)，她最擔(dān)心的就是我會(huì)得艾滋病。事實(shí)是，所有性生活活躍的人，包括靜脈吸毒這，都應(yīng)該關(guān)注艾滋病。所有人都應(yīng)該采取正確的預(yù)防措施降低感染風(fēng)險(xiǎn)。實(shí)際情況是，在北美地區(qū)異性戀傳播是增長(zhǎng)最快的傳播方式。從全世界范圍看，異性戀傳播也是最主要的傳播方式。所以結(jié)論是，所有人都應(yīng)該關(guān)注艾滋病，而不僅僅是同性戀者。所以再也不要問這個(gè)問題了，謝謝。

So,how do you know that you'e gay,if you neve slept with a women?
還有，你是怎么知道你是同性戀的，如果你從未和女人上床過？

So my response will be how do you know you don't like fucking guys if you never start with one?You don't need to have sex with someone to determine whether or not you're attracted to them.I could also ask how do you know you're straight if you never slept with someone of the same gender.It's the same thing.
對(duì)此我的回答是，你如果從未和男人上床，怎么知道自己不喜歡干男人呢？一個(gè)人不一定需要和別人發(fā)生性關(guān)系來(lái)確定自己是否被對(duì)方吸引。我也可以問你，如果你沒有和同性上過床，怎么知道你是非同性戀呢？道理是一樣的。

So I know this list isn't exhaustive.I want to know some of the ignorant things people have asked you.So either make a video response or leave your answer in the comments and we're gonna check it out.And,a very special thank you to Facebook fan,Dawson Jones because it was his idea to create this video.And a thank you to the Facebook fans,and the Twitter friends for helping me come up with these questions.
我知道這個(gè)問題列表還很不完全。我想知道的是人們?cè)?jīng)問過你哪些無(wú)知的問題。所以制作一段視頻回應(yīng)，或者在評(píng)論區(qū)留下你的回復(fù)，我們會(huì)很快看到的。還要特別感謝我的Facebook 粉絲，道森瓊斯，因?yàn)槭撬岢鲋鬟@段視頻的主意。同時(shí)要感謝我的Facebook粉絲和微博朋友們，幫我整理出上述問題。

If you're not yet a Facebook fan of David Groovy,then you're a loser.If you ever want to have another friend in your life then you'd better click this link,Ok? Peace mother-fucking out!
如果你還不是David Groovy的Facebook 粉絲，那你就是個(gè)窩囊廢。如果你這輩子還想交到新朋友的話，趕快點(diǎn)擊這個(gè)連接吧。去他的安全退出！

I'm just kidding.You're not a loser.I love you.You're amazing .You'e incredible.I didn't mean to call you a loser.I just really wanted you to be my Facebook fan.I'm sorry.Will you forgive me?
我開玩笑啦，你不是窩囊廢，我愛你，你很棒，管你叫窩囊廢不是我的本意，我只是想讓你成為我的Facebook粉絲，我道歉。你會(huì)原諒我嗎？