How To Be Single And Happy : Learn to appreciate your single status. Here are five things that singles sometimes take for granted.
如何做個(gè)快樂(lè)的單身貴族：學(xué)會(huì)如何看到單身的好處。以下是單身之人必做的五件事。

Step 1:
Sleep When you're single, no one's nagging at you to get up or counting the hours that you've spent in bed. You are left in peace with your box fan and body pillow. Sleep all day guilt-free!

1.睡覺沒人煩
當(dāng)你是單身時(shí)，不會(huì)有人嘮叨著讓你起床，也不會(huì)有人替你計(jì)算你已經(jīng)躺在床上多少小時(shí)了。只有你，電風(fēng)扇和一個(gè)抱枕，沒人來(lái)打攪你。不要有愧疚感，睡上一整天吧！

Step 2:
Money When you're single, there's no joint account. You can do whatever you want with your money. There's none of that "what's yours is mine, what's mine is yours" foolishness. No household budget. Go ahead and buy that hideous, life-size statue of Wayne Newton. Put it in the middle of the living room. No one is the boss of you!

2.花錢真方便
當(dāng)你是單身時(shí)，就不存在什么夫妻共同賬戶了。你的錢你可以隨便花。不存在那句傻傻的“你的就是我的，我的就是你的”。也不用搞什么家庭預(yù)算。想買那個(gè)看上去丑丑的，真人大小的牛頓塑像嗎？買就是了。把它擺在臥室中間。沒人能管的了你！

Step 3: Career
Work all night, all weekend if you want to. Then socialize with the boss until 2:00AM or later. Your married co-workers can't compete. They've got "commitments". You win by default! And when that headhunter calls, there's no one holding you back. Pack up and move wherever the fattest paycheck is waiting.

3.工作上優(yōu)勢(shì)多
如果愿意的話，你可以工作開夜車，周末加班。那樣，你就可以和老板出去一直到凌晨2點(diǎn)。你的已婚同事都做不到這一點(diǎn)。他們都肩負(fù)著家庭責(zé)任。而你恰恰是贏在了“不用履行責(zé)任”上。某日，獵頭公司打來(lái)電話，你也沒有什么掛念的，卷起鋪蓋卷兒，哪里有錢賺就奔向哪兒！

Step 4: Rejection
When you're single, rejection is your friend. If you're on a bad date, make up some excuse and get the heck out of there. You don't have to ever see her again.

4.可以毫不猶豫地拒絕別人
當(dāng)你是單身時(shí)，向他人說(shuō)不是你常愛干的事兒。如果約會(huì)時(shí)感覺不太好，那就編點(diǎn)借口讓對(duì)方一邊兒去。以后你也必要再見到她。

Step 5: Amuse Yourself
See how much laundry you can fit into the washer. Create a new dish out of the few things you have left in the cupboard and eat it in the middle of the night. Become a pro at belching the alphabet. The possibilities are endless.

5.自?shī)首詷?lè)
試試看，看你能往洗衣機(jī)里塞多少衣服。用櫥柜里剩下的不多的材料做一道新菜，并在午夜的時(shí)候吃。嗝打的長(zhǎng)點(diǎn)兒的，并試著成為這方面的專家。一切皆有可能。