七夕臨近，不要再羨慕成雙成對(duì)的幸福情侶了，趕快行動(dòng)起來(lái)將他們統(tǒng)統(tǒng)消滅，不留活口！傳說(shuō)七夕節(jié)的傳統(tǒng)就是拆CP，而拆CP怎能離得開情侶去死團(tuán)？團(tuán)員們看過(guò)來(lái)，滬江手把手教你當(dāng)街氣暈情侶的必備七句英文！

最冷嘲熱諷：給你媽買束花吧！魚尾紋擦再厚的粉也遮不住的。
I bet the lady next to you is your mom. You know, you can never hide the crow's feet

最聲東擊西：咦！臭小子，原來(lái)你是雙性戀！
So you are actually not gay. You are bisexual, right?

最心腸歹毒：幾年不見兒子都這么大了！
Long time no see! Is that your son? Adorable little thing!

最考驗(yàn)演技：上街扇別人男友耳光，然后淚奔而去。
Slap on one’s boyfriend’s face and run away with tears in your eyes. Don' say anything.

最深藏不漏：去QQ好友印象，男的寫：前任老公。女的寫：孩子他媽。
Call every boy on twitter your “ex-”, while, for girl, “mother of your child”.

最不漏痕跡：見情侶就打男的一巴掌，大聲吼：你別告訴我，這又是你妹妹！
Don’t tell me this is another “friend” of yours, you liar!

最為人著想：別擱大街上得瑟了，開個(gè)房不就完了！
Go get a room!

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