What are you looking at?

Where is he sitting? Do you think this electrical and plumbing services truck get a new paint job?

Honey, I broke the mirror

Broke your side-view mirror? No worries, here is a solution for you that only costs $1.99.

9 Days a Week

?

Last time I checked, there were only 7 days a week.

I'm SO HUNGRY

Cats love fish, and this one looks so hungry that it'll eat just about anything shaped like one.

For Sale at Wal-Mart

Would you like to purchase this adorable stuffed puppy for only $19?

Made in China, right?

So who made this box? An American? Or Chinese?

Dear Men

TO: All men who cannot live without their wives. At least learn how to wash your clothes.

Effects of Alcohol

Apparently too much alcohol can cause you to kiss fish.

Where's your wallet?

So this store used to accept money taken out of undergarments?

Are you sick?

This store looks like it desperately wants to make money.

I can float, I swear!

Whatever this strange device is, I know one thing for sure: it does NOT float.