Jan Pieniazek was chased around a lake by an over-protective male Canadian goose as he tried to collect some grain from a neighbor’s garden for his chickens.

Jan Pieniazek去鄰居家的花園收集一些谷物準(zhǔn)備喂雞的時(shí)候被一只加拿大鵝追得圍著湖邊跑。

He jumped on to his quad bike to escape but the hissing bird flew at him, landed on his head and knocked him off course.

當(dāng)他跳上自己的四輪機(jī)車準(zhǔn)備逃走時(shí)，這只嘶嘶鳴叫的大鳥猛撲向他，騎在他頭上，把他從車上趕了下來。

Terrified Mr Pieniazek crashed into a tree and was left flat on his back in a field; until a neighbor heard his cries for help and called 999.

驚慌的Pieniazek因此撞到一棵樹上，躺在地上無法動(dòng)彈，直到鄰居聽到他的呼叫才打了急救電話。

He said: "I went past the lake where there is a pair of Canadian geese. The female was sitting on her eggs on an island.

他說：“當(dāng)我經(jīng)過湖邊時(shí)，那邊有一對(duì)加拿大鵝，那只母鵝正在小島上孵蛋?！?/div>

"The male always flaps his wings and hisses to protect the nest but on this occasion, he followed me all the way around the lake.

“那只公鵝拍打著翅膀，并發(fā)出嘶鳴聲來保護(hù)鳥巢，他一直在湖邊追著我跑。”

"Out of the blue he then landed on my head when I got on the quad and I drove straight into a tree.

“在我跳上機(jī)車時(shí)，它突然降到我頭上來，然后我就直接撞到樹上了?！?/div>

"I heard a big crack in my leg bone. I was 200 yards from the nearest road so I screamed and screamed until a lady from a cottage down the road came to help me."

“我聽到自己的腿骨發(fā)出很大的爆裂聲，可是那時(shí)我離最近的公路有200碼，所以我只能不停呼救，直到過了一會(huì)兒，一個(gè)小屋的女士前來幫助我?！?/div>

The geese now have a family of six goslings.

那個(gè)加拿大鵝家庭目前有6只幼鵝。

滬江小編：要當(dāng)爸爸的鵝你傷不起啊，有木有！！有木有??！老兄，你惹誰不好，竟然惹一只快要當(dāng)爸爸的鵝，要知道父愛的力量是無窮的哦，再說，誰都有想在老婆面前露一手的欲望，這下母鵝一定對(duì)老公崇拜至極吧。（眾人：喂，你的聯(lián)想還能再豐富一點(diǎn)兒么？鵝的內(nèi)心世界都被乃摸得這么透啊~）

咳咳，好吧，拉回現(xiàn)實(shí)，話說這篇文章里有很多實(shí)用小短語呢，咱們一起來認(rèn)識(shí)認(rèn)識(shí)吧^^

fly at? 撲向；猛烈攻擊?? knock off? 擊倒，停工，中斷??? crash into 闖入，撞到……上

flat on one's back 臥床不起；不能自助；無能為力??????? out of the blue? 突然地