Unit 3 The Best Thing That Could Ever Happen最棒的事

Three old men were sitting around and talking. 三個(gè)老頭坐在一起聊天。

The 80-year-old remarked, “The best thing that could happen to me would just to be able to have a good pee.” 八十歲的老頭說(shuō)：“對(duì)我來(lái)說(shuō)最棒的事，就是可以好好小個(gè)便?！?/p>

“I stand there for 20 minutes, and it dribbles and hurts. I have to go over and over again.” “我現(xiàn)在都要站個(gè)二十分鐘一滴一滴地小便，而且還會(huì)痛，得一直跑廁所才行?！?/p>

The 85-year-old remarked, “The best thing that could happen to me is if I could have one good bowel movement.” 八十五歲的老頭說(shuō)：“對(duì)我來(lái)說(shuō)最棒的事，就是可以好好大個(gè)便。”

I take every kind of laxative I can get my hands on and it’s still a problem.” “各種可以弄到的瀉藥我都試過(guò)了，還是沒(méi)什么用?！?/p>

Then the 90-year-old remarked, “That’s not my problem. Every morning at 6 a.m. sharp, I have a good long pee.” 九十歲的老頭說(shuō)：“我都沒(méi)有這些問(wèn)題。每天早上六點(diǎn)整，我都會(huì)舒服而盡情地小便?！?/p>

“At 6:30 a.m. sharp, I have a great bowel movement. The best thing that could happen to me would be if I could wake up before 7 a.m.” “六點(diǎn)半一到，就會(huì)舒服地大便。對(duì)我來(lái)說(shuō)最棒的事，就是我能不能在早上七點(diǎn)前醒來(lái)。”

英語(yǔ)小達(dá)人——每天10分鐘，輕松成為英語(yǔ)達(dá)人

很多人覺(jué)得學(xué)習(xí)英語(yǔ)很枯燥，其實(shí)只要有好的方法，完全可以轉(zhuǎn)變成一件很快樂(lè)的事情。本書(shū)“輕松、興趣、時(shí)間規(guī)劃”的英語(yǔ)學(xué)習(xí)理念將幫助剛剛踏入英語(yǔ)學(xué)習(xí)之旅的你輕松、快速地喜歡上這門(mén)外語(yǔ)。
——滬江網(wǎng)創(chuàng)始人兼CEO阿諾

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