Unit 3 The Best Thing That Could Ever Happen最棒的事

Three old men were sitting around and talking. 三個老頭坐在一起聊天。

The 80-year-old remarked, “The best thing that could happen to me would just to be able to have a good pee.” 八十歲的老頭說：“對我來說最棒的事，就是可以好好小個便?！?/p>

“I stand there for 20 minutes, and it dribbles and hurts. I have to go over and over again.” “我現(xiàn)在都要站個二十分鐘一滴一滴地小便，而且還會痛，得一直跑廁所才行?！?/p>

The 85-year-old remarked, “The best thing that could happen to me is if I could have one good bowel movement.” 八十五歲的老頭說：“對我來說最棒的事，就是可以好好大個便?！?/p>

I take every kind of laxative I can get my hands on and it’s still a problem.” “各種可以弄到的瀉藥我都試過了，還是沒什么用?！?/p>

Then the 90-year-old remarked, “That’s not my problem. Every morning at 6 a.m. sharp, I have a good long pee.” 九十歲的老頭說：“我都沒有這些問題。每天早上六點整，我都會舒服而盡情地小便?！?/p>

“At 6:30 a.m. sharp, I have a great bowel movement. The best thing that could happen to me would be if I could wake up before 7 a.m.” “六點半一到，就會舒服地大便。對我來說最棒的事，就是我能不能在早上七點前醒來?！?/p>

英語小達人——每天10分鐘，輕松成為英語達人

很多人覺得學習英語很枯燥，其實只要有好的方法，完全可以轉變成一件很快樂的事情。本書“輕松、興趣、時間規(guī)劃”的英語學習理念將幫助剛剛踏入英語學習之旅的你輕松、快速地喜歡上這門外語。
——滬江網(wǎng)創(chuàng)始人兼CEO阿諾

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