You're likely a fan of Flamin' Hot Cheetos because I presume you are a living, breathing, human being on Earth and all of us love Flamin' Hot Cheetos soooo. Either way, in case those aren't quite hot enough for you, Cheetos announced today that it is releasing another snack into its Flamin' Hot line-up for a limited time and it'll have your reaching for the water.
只要你是活的會呼吸的地球上的人類，你可能就超愛熱辣芝士奇多脆條，因為我們所有人都超級超級喜歡熱辣芝士奇多脆條。不管怎樣，以防有人覺得脆條還不夠辣，奇多今天宣布熱辣系列要限時推出一款新品，一定讓你辣到找水喝。

Cheetos just announced Flamin' Hot Pepper Puffs which are the hottest Flamin’ Hot chips ever. They're similar to the hot Cheetos you already love but they're bright red and shaped like peppers so you know they're the real deal...and by the real deal I mean REALLY spicy.
奇多剛剛宣布“熱辣粟米條”是“熱辣薯條”中最辣的，和你喜愛的辣“奇多”差不多，但它是鮮紅色，形狀像辣椒，你就知道它真的是名副其實了，我的意思是真的夠辣。

Despite how hot these are, I know at least I am up the challenge and will enjoy them the way I do all hot Cheetos—with a splash of lime and by using chopsticks, as the universe intended. Other things I want to do? Put them on a sandwich, put them next to a sandwich, eat them after I eat a sandwich...I just really want a sandwich right now.
盡管很辣，但我覺得至少我想試試，而且和吃所有熱辣奇多產(chǎn)品的方式一樣，準備一點酸橙汁和一雙筷子，全世界都這樣吃。我還想做點什么？我會把它們放三明治上，放三明治旁邊，吃完三明治，再吃粟米條。我現(xiàn)在就想來個三明治。

If you want to try these for yourself, you're going to want to act fast. This new snack will only be available at Walmart and Circle K for a limited time starting this week, so that's where I would go looking. These Cheetos come in seven ounce bags which are $3.99 and the 2.375 ounce bags, which are $1.80. Act quickly or otherwise you're just stuck with the...great many other delicious Flamin' Hot Chip options out there. It'll be just fine.
如果你想親自試試，下手要快。這款新品本周開始限時在沃爾瑪和OK便利店出售，所以我要去那兒看看。七盎司包裝的奇多粟米條售價3.99美元，2.375盎司包裝的售價1.80美元。趕快行動吧，否則你就只能從很多其他美味的熱辣薯條中挑選了，不過那也不錯。

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翻譯：菲菲