Women routinely outlive men for a variety of reasons, biological , social and lifestyle factors included. There may be one much more obvious factor however that often gets overlooked: men simply take more stupid risks.
出于各種各樣的原因，比如生理因素、社會因素、生活方式上的因素等等，女性往往比男性長壽。不過，還有一個更為明顯的原因經(jīng)常被人們忽視：男人比女人更喜歡去做一些毫無意義又危險的事情。
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This list, compiled by?Bored Panda,?is a vivid illustration of that. It is a collection of questionable intelligence, macho bravado and callous disregard for personal safety. And it is tragically funny! Scroll down below to check it out for yourself, and let us know what you think in the comments!
網(wǎng)站列出的這組圖片提供了活生生的例證。這是一群傳說中的智者，他們充滿男子氣概，堅毅如鋼，絲毫不顧個人安危。滿滿的黑色幽默！往下翻，親眼見證一下吧！在評論里展示出你的想法吧！
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1. Don't Worry, They're Wearing Helmets
別擔(dān)心，他們帶著安全帽呢

網(wǎng)友評論：What exactly are they building?!
他們究竟在建造什么東西

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2. Necessity - The Mother Of Invention
必要性——一切發(fā)明之母

網(wǎng)友評論：Well, the smaller one looks to have one strap to tie it down at least.
好吧，至少那個小號的起重機上繃了條帶子，可以固定

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3.Demolition Man
拆除專家

網(wǎng)友評論：God forgive me for laughing...
上帝原諒，我不厚道的笑了

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4.When The Safety Director Is At Lunchtime
安全總監(jiān)去吃午飯了

網(wǎng)友評論：And this, kids, is called "natural selection". You might wish to note that neither of them were taken out of the breeding pool. And their sense of adventure might actually be attractive to women.
孩子們，這就叫做“物競天擇”，你們可能會注意到，這兩個人都正當(dāng)育齡，他們的冒險精神可能對女士來說很有吸引力

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5. This Will Be Just Fine
妥妥的

網(wǎng)友評論：Actually the guy will be fine, and the rest of the house will collapse.?
事實上，這個人會沒事的，房子的另外一部分會掉下去

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6. Like My Foreman Told Me "If You Fall, You're Fired Before You Hit The Ground
"我的工頭告訴我，“如果你掉下去，在你落地前你就會被解雇”

網(wǎng)友評論：My boss used to say the clock stops when you hit the ground and bounces don't count.
我的老板過去經(jīng)常跟我說，你的工作時間會以你觸地的時間為準(zhǔn)，如果你被安全氣墊彈回來，這個動作花費的時間不計算在工作時間內(nèi)。

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7. No Ladder Needed
不需要梯子

網(wǎng)友評論：i have done this to change a bulb in our staircase. I am a girl.
我也這樣做過，為了給樓梯間的一個頂燈換燈泡。我是女生喲。

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8. Normal Day In Portugal
葡萄牙的普通日常

網(wǎng)友評論：Yeah, guy with the crutch, that’s really helpful!
那個拄著拐杖的人幫了很大的忙！

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9.Unplugging An Electric Car While Using Petrol Cans As Stilts To Avoid The Flood Water
在暴雨漬水中腳踩汽油桶，去給電動汽車熄火

網(wǎng)友評論：and that was the last thing I remember nurse...
護士，這是我暈倒前記得的最后一件事

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10. How To Use Cement Machine
論如何造作混凝土攪拌機

網(wǎng)友評論：wiiiiiii!!!!
耶——！

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11. My Roommate Has An Interesting Way Of Ironing His Pants
我室友熨衣服的方式比較特別

網(wǎng)友評論：Reminds me of my cousin who decided to straighten his extremely short hair on his wedding day. Went to the ceremony with a huge red stripe across his forehead?
讓我想到了我的表弟。他的頭發(fā)非常的短，所以他決定想辦法讓頭發(fā)豎起來，好在自己的婚禮上好看一些。結(jié)果他出現(xiàn)在婚禮上的時候，額頭上有一條巨大的紅色條形痕跡。

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12. When You're Cutting Open A Flammable Gas Cylinder With A Grinder, Always Remember To Put A Plastic Water Bottle Over Your Head. Always
如果你打算用電鋸切開一個可燃汽油罐，一定要記住，要在頭上套一個塑料礦泉水瓶。一定要記住喲。

網(wǎng)友評論："This bottle is not a toy! Keep away from children that don't realize plastic melts!"
這個瓶子可不是玩具！把它放到熊孩子夠不著的地方！他們不知道塑料是會融化的！

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13. They Didn't Even Need The Fourth Ladder
他們怎么沒用上第四把梯子

網(wǎng)友評論：At least they seem to have put some thought into it by tying them together, at least the black and top one.
至少他們還動了點腦筋，想辦法把幾架梯子架在一起了——起碼黑色的那個和最頂上的那個是架在一起了。

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14.Yeah, I Think That's Right
沒錯，自我感覺妥妥的。

網(wǎng)友評論：Awaiting for CSI crew
你就等著驗尸官來找你吧！

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15.DJ Fire Hazard
DJ面臨火險危機

網(wǎng)友評論：Are all those cords and wires really needed?
真的需要這么多電纜和電線嗎？

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16.Didn't Know The Shop Had A Barber On Tap
原來店里還有個胡須修理機

網(wǎng)友評論：He's lucky his hair broke instead of ripping out of the skin, or ripping off the skin.
算他走運，胡子斷了，而不是從皮膚上扯下來，或者連皮膚一起扯下來。

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17.As A Safety Professional, Guys Like This, Is Why I Have Job Security
作為一個安全保障行業(yè)的從業(yè)人員，我要說，這種人的存在，就是我躋身安全保障行業(yè)的原因

網(wǎng)友評論：Are they wearing matching shorts?
他們穿的短褲是同款嗎？

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18.Goggle s? Who Needs 'Em?
護目鏡？誰需要那種玩意兒？

網(wǎng)友評論：As you can see by the partly emptied bottle, he absolutly gives zero attention about safety
那只酒瓶已經(jīng)喝掉一半了，足見他毫無半點安全意識。

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19.Unbelievable
難以置信

網(wǎng)友評論：This one is kind of brilliant in an "I don't believe what I am seeing!" sort of way.
這張照片太經(jīng)典了，讓人想要驚呼“我看到了什么？我不敢相信自己的眼睛！”

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20.Can You Guys Hold The Ladder Real Quick?
你們能在很短的時間內(nèi)抓住梯子嗎

網(wǎng)友評論：OK, can we just acknowledge how strong one has to be to pull this off?
好吧，你們知不知道，要這樣扶住梯子，得要有多大的力氣？

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21.Umm. Not Sure Which Is Worse, The Guy Transporting Sheet Metal On The Scooter , Or The Unsecured Load In The Truck
不知道哪個更可怕，是騎在小電驢上搬運金屬片的男人，還是沒關(guān)門的載貨卡車

網(wǎng)友評論：This happens too often on Indian roads.
這種現(xiàn)象在印度的大街上太常見了。

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22.This Picture Makes Me So Nervous
這張照片讓我好緊張

網(wǎng)友評論：The sparks are not the issue here. i'm more concerned by the position of his left hand and the lack of gloves.
這些火星不是問題的關(guān)鍵。我更在意的是他左手放的位置，而且他還沒帶手套。

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（翻譯：小木）