We've all seen at least one PSA about the dangers of texting while driving, but where are the warnings about playing the trumpet while driving (equally dangerous people).
開車的時候發(fā)短信是一件非常危險的事情，我們都讀過至少一篇文章如此告誡我們。可是，關于開車時吹喇叭的危險，為什么沒有人告誡我們呢（這樣的司機同樣很危險?。?！

Yes, there are people out there driving distracted by some truly outrageous activities and lucky for us they were caught on camera. The individuals in the following photos could definitely benefit from reading a book on how to drive more safely, however, unlike the guy in one of the photos we don't recommend they read it while driving. This is our reminder for the next time you're out on the road, keep your eyes open for some truly bizarre sights because you never know what you will see on the highway. However, for now, you can scroll below! Don't forget to upvote your favs!
沒錯，在公路上開車的司機中，有些人會因為其他的娛樂活動分神，情節(jié)惡劣令人發(fā)指。幸而有照片記錄了他們的行徑。在下面的照片中，這些真應該重新讀讀安全駕駛類的書籍，當然，我們不建議他們在開車的時候去閱讀，他們中的一個人就這么做了。對其他人來說，這是一則溫馨提示——你永遠猜不到你在高速公路上會遇到什么奇葩事。所以下次你開車上路的時候，別忘了睜大眼睛，留心發(fā)現(xiàn)那些著實詭異的事情吧！不過，現(xiàn)在，你往下翻翻就能獲得同樣的獵奇感受了。別忘了給你最喜歡的一張照片投票喲！

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1 How To You Lose The Mattress, Break Your Arm, And Crash The Car All At The Same Time?
論如何一舉三得：弄丟你的床墊，摔斷你的胳膊，同時把車撞壞
How does their mind work, does it even work?
他的大腦是如何運作的，難道是不運作嗎？

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2.Tree-Wheel Drives
樹枝當輪胎，跑得飛快！

You'd think it woodn't work...
你曾以為這樣肯定不行……

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3.Hay, Watch Where You're Going!
嘿，當心看著路！

I can't help but imagine a massive chick popping out of that...nest.
我不禁腦洞大開，會不會有一只巨大的雛雞，從那個……雞窩……里蹦出來？

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4.75-80 MPH, Holding A Plate With A Fork And Knife And Talking On The Phone
時速75-80公里，端著盤子，盤子上擺著一副刀叉，還在講電話

I wonder what she ordered for her last meal?
我想知道這頓“最后的晚餐”她點了什么？

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5.Caught Reading A Book While Driving
邊看書邊開車，被發(fā)現(xiàn)了！

I sincerely hope she is stuck in a traffic jam and it is the opposite lane that is moving
我真誠的希望，她只是被堵在路上了，移動的是對面的車流

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6.Holding A Baby Is A Bad Idea
抱著寶寶騎摩托車可不是個好主意

It's just luck that baby wasn't seriously hurt or killed. That woman needs to be prevented from taking care of any child until (if) she knows how dangerous her actions are.
真幸運，孩子沒有嚴重受傷或者死掉。應該禁止這個女人照顧任何兒童，直到這個女人了解到她的行為有多危險。

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7.I'm Speechless
我已經無語了

Somehow I have the urge to play Tetris now.
我現(xiàn)在有一種莫名的沖動想要玩俄羅斯方塊。

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8.My Cab Driver Is Reading "Learning To Drive"... While Driving
我搭乘的出租車的司機一邊開車一邊讀著“學習如何駕駛”

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9.Thought It Was A Backpack At First
一開始我還以為這是一個背包

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10.Driving Without Hands, Feet, Or Brain?
開車不用手，不用腳，也沒用腦子？

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11.My Friend Took This Yesterday. Yes, That Is A Police Officer Texting While Driving A Motorcycle
我的朋友昨天拍下了這張照片。沒錯，這是一個警官在邊開摩托車邊發(fā)短信

I bet he wont get a ticket
我打賭他肯定不會被開罰單

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12.What Could Go Wrong?
這能出什么錯呢？

Maybe he doesn’t know...
或許他根本不知道

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13.How You Know they're Straight
論如何知道他們是直男。

At least he has good rear view vision
起碼他能清除看到后面的路況。

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14.Bungee Cord Would Have Been Too Much Of A Hassle
不需要彈簧繩，太麻煩啦。

"Buy a bookshelf, get a human' event.
有點像某種商業(yè)活動，“買書柜，送活人”

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15.I Have Also Seen A Man Playing The Trumpet While Driving
我也看到過有人邊開車邊吹小號。

Oh no!?
哦不！

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16.Really? Not Even A Helmet?
真的嗎？連頭盔都沒有？！

Deserves his fate...
也是他活該

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17.Warning
警告

That’s funny
真有意思。

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18.Curling Hair With A Curling Iron While Driving On A Highway At 90 km/h
在高速上以90碼的速度行駛，同時還在用卷發(fā)棒卷頭發(fā)。
So what hand is she driving with?
她用哪只手開車

呢？

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19.5 Point Seat Belt
五星品質的安全帶

Decapitation in 3..2..1...
斬首倒計時：3,2,1……

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20.Well, That's The Last Time I Eat Spaghetti And Drive
好吧，這是最后一次我邊吃意大利面邊開車。

At least that isn't his brains.
還好這不是他的腦漿。

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（翻譯：小木）