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作者:Taura
來源:Bored Panda
2018-10-30 00:45
I bet you've lost a bet at some point in your life. But the price you had to pay probably wasn't as big as for the people included in this list. Bored Panda has compiled a series of unfortunate gamblers in the middle of their redemption, and the photos are so funny and embarrassing, you'll think twice about entering a wager next time.
我知道在你生命中某個(gè)時(shí)刻你一定也打過賭。你也一定為此付出過代價(jià)。不過你付出的代價(jià)一定沒有下列清單中的這些人大。BoredPanda收集了一組不幸賭徒的案例,他們都在為自己的行為贖罪。這些圖片又搞笑又尬,下次你準(zhǔn)備跟別人打賭的時(shí)候,一定會三思而后行。
From making a public announcement about sucking at fantasy football to transforming their hair into a pineapple , you can't help but admire people who know how to suck it up and accept the outcome of a failed venture.
從當(dāng)著眾人的面承認(rèn)自己有一個(gè)幻想的足球,且球機(jī)很爛,從到把頭發(fā)理成菠蘿的形狀,這些人總有辦法放下心態(tài),接受冒險(xiǎn)失敗的現(xiàn)實(shí)。
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1 In 2001, My Parents Bet Me That If I Did Not Drink, Smoke, Or Do Drugs By 21, They Would Give Me $1500. Here I Am On My 21st Birthday Holding The Contract I Signed When I Was 8
2001年的時(shí)候,我的父母跟我打賭,如果我要21歲沒有喝酒,抽煙,也沒有吸毒,他們就給我1500美元。這張照片是我21歲生日找的,手里拿著我當(dāng)年8歲的時(shí)候簽下的打賭協(xié)議。
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2 My Dad Challenged The Students At The School Where He Is The Principal To Read A Combined 1,000 Minutes. The Reward Would Be Getting To Push Him Down The Hall On A Tricycle While He Wore Mismatched Clothes Inside Out
我爸爸是一個(gè)學(xué)校的校長,他向?qū)W生們發(fā)起過一項(xiàng)挑戰(zhàn),如果他們閱讀時(shí)間累積起來達(dá)到1000分鐘,他就給他們一個(gè)大大的獎勵:他會穿著上下不搭的衣褲,內(nèi)襯翻到外面,騎在三輪車上,讓他們把他推過大廳。
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3 I Work With Patients In Rehab. 2 Months Ago I Made A Bet With A Patient I Would Shave If We Could Get Him To Reach A Certain Goal. Today, He Did It. Tomorrow He Gets Baby Me
我跟父母一起在一個(gè)康復(fù)中心工作。兩個(gè)月前,我跟我的一個(gè)病人打了賭,如果他能達(dá)到一個(gè)小目標(biāo)的話,我就把自己的大胡子剃掉。明天他將看到?jīng)]長胡子時(shí)的我。
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4 One Month Ago I Challenged One Of My Campers Who Had Just Been Diagnosed With Dyslexia. I Told Her That If She Could Read 10 Chapter Books In The Month Of July, I Would Let Her Choose Any Color She Wanted To Dye My Hair. Well She Finished Her Challenge And Alas I Now Have Pink Hair
一個(gè)月之前我跟一個(gè)宿營隊(duì)隊(duì)員打了賭,當(dāng)時(shí)她剛被查出患有讀寫障礙癥。我告訴她,如果她能在六月讀完十章節(jié)的書,我就把頭發(fā)染個(gè)顏色,顏色隨她選。她做到了,所以,我現(xiàn)在必須把頭發(fā)染成粉紅色。
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5 I Won A Bet With The Library At My University Forcing Them To Hang A Portrait Of Me Till I Graduate. Here's The Photo I Submitted
我跟大學(xué)里的一個(gè)圖書管理員打了賭,獎勵是到我畢業(yè)的時(shí)候,他們必須把我的畫像掛在圖書館里。上圖是我交給他們的畫像。
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6?When I was 10, I once bet my mom that I could clean better and faster than her. I won but then realized years later I actually lost, she won.
在我十歲的時(shí)候,我跟媽媽打過一個(gè)賭,我賭自己做起家務(wù)來,能比她更快更干凈。數(shù)年之后我才意識到,其實(shí)是她贏了,我輸了。
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7 Spotted In My Hometown
在我老家街拍到的
I suck at fantasy football
我玩《夢幻足球》,我球技很爛
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8 A Swedish Principal Made A Bet With A Student; If The Student Could Make It Through 9th Grade The Principal Would Dye His Hair Pink. Last Week The 61-Year-Old Principal Delivered!
一個(gè)瑞典校長跟一個(gè)學(xué)生打賭:如果該生能順利升到9年級,該校長就把頭發(fā)染成粉紅色。上周,這位61歲的老校長曬出了這張照片。
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9 When You Talk A Big Game But Your Sister Beats You In The Match And The Rematch
當(dāng)你冒著巨大的奉獻(xiàn)跟你的妹妹打了一個(gè)賭,沒想到她贏了,而且第二輪她也贏了
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10 “Bet We Can Beat You At Hide And Seek Uncle David!” Bet You F**kin’ Can’t“
David叔叔,我們打賭,跟我們玩捉迷藏你肯定會輸。”“我打賭你們贏不了?!?/div>
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11 Lost A Bet With My Cousin, This Is The Result
跟我堂兄打賭結(jié)果輸了,這就是結(jié)果。
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12.This?86-Year-Old?Challenged?Me?To?A?Pole?Dancing?Contest?While?At?Happy?Hour,?He?Won
在酒店的優(yōu)惠時(shí)段,這個(gè)86歲的老爺爺向我下戰(zhàn)書,看誰敢來一段鋼管舞,他贏了。
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13.I?Bet?The?Girls?Upstairs?That?I?Could?Fit?Into?Any?Clothing?That?They?Could.?I?Won.
我跟樓上的姑娘們打賭,我穿得下任何她們能穿下的衣服。我贏了。
Probably?painful!!
大概憋得難受吧!
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14.Told?My?Girlfriend?It?Was?Impossible?To?Stand?A?Coin?On?Its?Side
我對女友說,她不可能讓硬幣豎著站起來。
She?seems?to?be?much?smarter?than?you?eh?
看起來她比你聰明多了,嗯?
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15.Was?Bet?That?I?Couldn't?Balance?A?Cue?Ball?On?Three?Pool?Cues.?Nobody?Played?Pool?The?Rest?Of?The?Night
有人跟我打賭,說我不可能把撞球支在三根球桿上。那晚之后的時(shí)間里沒人再玩過桌球。
Neatly?done!!
干得好!
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16.My?Husband?Bet?Me?I?Couldn't?Shave?His?Foot?Without?Him?Waking?Up.?This?Is?What?He?Woke?Up?To?This?Morning
我的丈夫跟我打賭,說我不可能把他的指甲修剪好,同時(shí)又不吵醒他。今天早上他起床后就看到這個(gè)狀況了。
I?really?hope?you?let?him?discover?it?on?his?own
我衷心希望你讓他自己發(fā)現(xiàn)這個(gè)狀況。
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17.Never?Challenge?Your?Child?To?Do?Something?Unless?You?Are?Prepared?For?Them?To?Succeed
千萬別對你的兒子下挑戰(zhàn)書,刺激他去做某件事,除非你準(zhǔn)備好了接受他們完成挑戰(zhàn)的局面。
Looks?like?it?took?the?bird?a?few?seconds?to?realise?what?had?happened.?Bottom?photo?it's?thinking?'what?actual?happened?here?'
看起來這只鳥花了好長時(shí)間才弄明白發(fā)生了什么事。在最后一張圖上,它臉上寫著“這到底是神馬情況?”
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18.Friend?Lost?A?Bet.?Here's?Her?Senior?Picture
我的朋友打賭輸了。這是她的高中畢業(yè)照。
This?gonna?be?a?prom?(k)night?to?remember.
這場畢業(yè)舞會(這個(gè)舞會騎士)一定會讓人難以忘懷。
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19.He?Bet?Me?That?He?Could?Touch?His?Head?To?The?Ceiling
他跟我打賭,他的頭能碰到天花板。
...spider?man.
這不是蜘蛛俠嗎?
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20.My?Teammate?Is?A?5'6"?Gymnast .?She?Bet?Us?She?Could?Completely?Fit?In?Her?Locker.?She?Won.
我的室友是一個(gè)5英尺6英寸高的體操運(yùn)動員。她跟我們打賭說她可以把自己整個(gè)兒塞進(jìn)衣柜里。她贏了。
At?least?the?door?is?open?
門還開著,算不算犯規(guī)?
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(翻譯:小木)
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