Sometimes?we?forget?what?a?tough?and?dangerous?job?they?have,?and?at?the?end?of?the?day,?they?are?normal?people?too!
有時我們忘了他們的工作是艱辛而危險的，但結束工作之后，他們也是普通人。

So?to?keep?spirits?up,?police?have?to?have?a?pretty?good?sense?of?humor.?And?if?you?check?out?this?list?compiled?by?Bored?Panda,?you?will?see?that?they?most?certainly?do.?From?poking?fun?at?their?donut-based?stereotypes,?to?ingeniously?creative?and?funny?social?media?‘warnings,’?scroll?down?below?to?see?the?ultimate?examples?of?good?cop.?Don’t?forget?to?upvote?your?favorites?too!
為了保持自己昂揚的士氣，警察不得不保持很好的幽默感。如果你看看這張Bored?Panda列出來的清單，你會發(fā)現(xiàn)他們的幽默感真的很不錯。從用甜甜圈的老梗來吐槽隊友，到獨出心裁而詼諧的社交網(wǎng)絡“警告”，往下翻，你會看到好警察的終極范例。別忘了給自己最喜愛的圖片投票喲。

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1.?When?The?Protestors?Cancel?Because?Of?The?Snow?But?You?And?The?Other?Riot?Police?Are?Already?Geared?Up.
游行示威的人因為下雪取消了活動，但你和其他的防爆警察已經武裝好了。

2.My?Iguana ?Ran?Away?Out?The?Back?Door.?The?Police?Dept?Found?Him.?I?Had?To?Pick?Up?My?Iguana?From?Jail.
我的髭鱗蜥從后門跑出去了。警官先生找到了他。我不得不到監(jiān)獄去保釋他。

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3.?I?Started?Chatting?With?A?Local?Police?Officer?Today,?And?Asked?Him?What?I?Could?Do?To?Let?My?Parents?Know?I?Was?Having?A?Good?Time?At?My?First?Day?Of?College.?He?Suggested?Taking?This?Photo.
今天我和一個地方警官聊起來了。我問他我該做些什么，讓我的父母知道我在大學的第一天過得很開心。他建議我拍這張照片。

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4.Police?Dog?Rating.
警犬定級。

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5.Police?In?Montreal?Are?Refusing?To?Wear?Their?Work?Pants?As?A?Part?Of?A?Labor?Dispute.
蒙大拿州的警官正在處理勞資糾紛，他們拒絕穿自己的制褲

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6. May?The?Force?Be?With?You.
愿原力與你同在

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7.Doggo?Joke
狗狗的笑話：

Doggo:Hello,?I’d?like?to?report?a?missing?owner.
狗狗：你好，我想報告一起主人失蹤案。

Officer:How?long?have?they?been?missing?
警官：他們失蹤多久了？

Doggo:12?seconds.
狗狗：12秒。

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8.Lincoln,?CA?Police?Departament?Running?Into?Trap.
加利福尼亞警局林肯警官走進了陷阱

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9.Wear?Your?Seatbelt
記得帶上安全帶喲。

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10.Look?Who?Grew?Up!
女大十八變！

Look?who?grew?up!?Jix?doesn’t?quite?fit?on?the?desk?like?she?used?to,but?is?a?lot?more?alert?on?night?shifts?now.
女大十八變！Jix不能像以前那樣舒適地躺在桌子上了，不過現(xiàn)在值夜班的時候警惕多了。[/cn

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11.?Driver?Breathalysed?By?Police?For?Suspicious?Behavior
[cn]司機行為可疑，交警對其進行呼吸測試。

Officer?asked?the?drivers?parents?if?she?had?been?drinking.?They?replied?she’d?had?a?couple?of?bottles?that?morning.
警官問司機的父母她是否喝過酒。他們回答說她當天早上喝了好幾瓶。

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12.Police?Partners
警官搭檔

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13.?This?Policeman?Though
不過是這個警官喲

Hey?Rashad?Coleman?you?dropped?your?phone?earlier?running?from?me,you?can?pick?it?up?at?26th?California.?
嘿，Rashad?Coleman你剛才逃跑的時候掉了你的手機，你可以在加州26分局找到它。

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14.Reykjavik’s?Police?Department?Instagram?Is?Awesome
雷克雅末克的警局公眾號太暖了。

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15.Vehicle?Log
車輛報損登記

Location?of?vehicle
車輛所在地：車庫

Location?of?vehicle?keys
車鑰匙所在地：車庫

Vehicle?defect(s)
車輛損壞：

Siren?broken-keeps?beeping?instead?of?the?normal?wooooowoooo?and?neeeenorrrr
警笛壞了——不?！班粥帧苯?，而不是正常的“嗚嗚”或“噢噢”叫

A?faulted ?vehicle?log?from?an?ARV?officer
一份武裝應變機動車警察的車輛損毀報告

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16.Pixar?Presents:?Police?Cars
皮克斯禮物：警車

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17.?This?Dove?Getting?Parma?Police?Protection?After?Laying?Her?2?Eggs?In?A?Cruiser
這只鴿子在巡邏車里下了兩個蛋，警方用一把紫色的傘把它保護了起來。

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18. Yesterday?A?Swedish?Police?Officer?Borrowed?A?Snow?Sled?From?Some?Neighborhood?Kids
昨天一位瑞典盡管向鄰家的孩子們借了一個雪橇

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19. From?Police?Pupper?To?Professional?Doggo
從警察蜀黍的小狗狗到警犬

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20.Police?Stop?At?A?Canadian?Half?Marathon
警察來巡視一場加拿大馬拉松半場跑

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21. I'm?At?A?Wedding.?Both?Bride?And?Groom?Are?Police?Officers.?This?Is?What?They?Are?Serving
我參加了一場婚禮。新娘和新郎都是警察。這是他們提供的喜宴。

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（翻譯：小木）