Maybe you want to make up to your partner for something stupid you've done or maybe you're bored. It doesn't matter, you've found?the?perfect recipe and you're willing to commit the whole evening to making it a reality. Problem is, nothing is as deceiving as a recipe. Not even those icebergs that threatened the Titanic. I mean, that lasagna may look pretty in the pictures and the steps may sound so simple, anyone could do it but it couldn't be further from the truth. That, however, was enough to fool you and now you're as oblivious as the ship's captain, heading towards a disaster.?A kitchen disaster.
或許你做了些蠢事，想要向妻子獻(xiàn)點(diǎn)兒殷勤，或者你只是覺(jué)得無(wú)聊。無(wú)論初衷為何，你找到了最好的食譜，決定畫(huà)上一整晚的時(shí)間讓那美好 圖片活起來(lái)。問(wèn)題是，沒(méi)有比食譜更騙人的東西了。即使是泰坦尼克號(hào)前的冰山都沒(méi)有食譜那么深藏玄機(jī)。我的意思是說(shuō)，那份千層面的圖片是很美好，完成步驟聽(tīng)起來(lái)很簡(jiǎn)單 ，任何人都可以做好，但事實(shí)卻差之千里。不過(guò)，這足夠煽動(dòng)你了，現(xiàn)在你就像泰坦尼克號(hào)的船長(zhǎng)一樣，正無(wú)知無(wú)覺(jué)地向?yàn)?zāi)難駛?cè)ァ?/div>

Bored Panda?has collected some of the funniest examples of food expectations vs. reality to make you feel like an iron chef. After all, we all need some encouragement. From stained glass cookies that look like they've just committed suicide to a rice bear that is more mummy than bear, these dishes make you wonder if someone was brave enough to eat them. Scroll down to take a look！
Bored Panda 網(wǎng)搜集了一組最爆笑的照片，告訴你理想中的美食與現(xiàn)實(shí)中的成品之間差異何其之大，你會(huì)覺(jué)得自己都可以當(dāng)大廚了。畢竟，我們都需要一點(diǎn)鼓勵(lì)。從看似自殺現(xiàn)場(chǎng)的玻璃餅干到看起來(lái)更像木乃伊的小熊飯團(tuán)，這些料理讓你懷疑真的有人有勇氣吃掉它們嗎？快往下看看吧！

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1. Was asked to make Brown Sugar Pecan Bears
別人讓我做紅糖山核桃小熊餅干

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2.Aorable Rice Bear
可愛(ài)的小熊飯團(tuán)

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3.Chocolate Hedgedog Cake
巧克力刺猬蛋糕

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4.It's a good thing cats don't care about cake
還好喵星人對(duì)蛋糕不挑剔

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5. Wy wife made croissant for breakfast. Nailed it!
我妻子做了牛角面包當(dāng)早餐。完美！

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6. Not so much‘Arrrah, how cute’ and more ‘Arrraahhhh what is that?’
不太想說(shuō)“啊，真可愛(ài)”，更想說(shuō)“啊這是什么？”

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7.Spongebob and Patrick have seen things.
海綿寶寶和派大星也見(jiàn)世面了。

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8.I’m no cook but I didn’t expect to screw up a baked potato.
我不是大廚，可是沒(méi)想到烤土豆也能被我搞砸。

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9.I don’t think this project could have been saved.
這個(gè)作品從一開(kāi)始就沒(méi)救了。

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10.So close…
差一點(diǎn)就成功了……

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11.I made a Santa shaped bread from a recipe I found, it turned out a bit different from the picture.
我照著一份找到的食譜做了一個(gè)圣誕老人面包，成品和圖片有點(diǎn)兒不一樣。

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12.Elmo Fail.
艾摩都敗了！

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13. Please kill me.
請(qǐng)殺了我吧！

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14.My wife made a dragon cake for her mother’s birthday.
我妻子做了一個(gè)巨龍圖案的蛋糕作為岳母的生日禮物。

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15.Blueberry-splosion.
藍(lán)莓自殺炸彈。

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16.My dad said he’d made macarons. Expectation Vs. Reality. Still tasted divine though.
我爸爸說(shuō)他做了馬卡龍。這是理想圖和對(duì)照的實(shí)物圖。不過(guò)味道還是不錯(cuò)的！

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17.Stained glass cookie.
玻璃餅干弄臟了。

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18.Ordered cake on left, received cake on left.
定的蛋糕是左圖，收到的蛋糕是右圖。

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19. They are very yummy cupcakes that are decorated in a scarier than intended manner.
這些紙杯蛋糕十分美味，只是出乎意料裝飾得比較恐怖。

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20.This makes me laugh so much every time I see it that maybe it was worth the fail.
每次我看到它都要大笑不止，似乎這失敗也是值得的。

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21.Homemade smiley face fried.
自制微笑薯餅。

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22. Merry Christmas everyone.
祝大家圣誕快樂(lè)！

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（翻譯：小木）