貓咪求撫摸

The kitty decides when it's petting time.

貓咪求撫摸的時(shí)候，別不理人家。

不要打我的頭！

Do not pet the kitty like this. It's wrong.

但是你不要像哄小孩一樣哄你的貓咪。

嗯嗯不錯(cuò)

If the kitty purrs, you are doing a satisfactory job.

如果貓咪開始哼哼了，說明它對你的表現(xiàn)還算滿意。

喵喵~呼嚕~

If the kitty dozes off, you are doing an excellent job.

貓咪睡著了，說明你的撫摸很給力！

嗯？

If the kitty is staring at you with their ears pointed backwards, you are doing an unsatisfactory job.

如果貓貓默默地看著你，說明你惹它不爽了……

肚子疼~喵

If the kitty exposes their belly, it is an invitation for a tummy rub.

如果貓貓肚皮朝天躺著，說明它希望你揉揉它可愛的小肚子。

??！你撓我！

An exposed belly, however, can also mean the kitty wants to ensnare you into a whiskered bear trap composed of claws, teeth and agony.

但是也有可能是貓貓想玩你，你的手一伸過來，迎接你的卻是尖牙利爪……

看我眼神！

The trick is to look into their eyes first. What do you see? Empathy or murder?

記住千萬先觀察貓貓的眼神——你看到了啥？是無辜，還是不懷好意？

表丟下人家~喵

Do not prematurely end the petting session.

不要摸兩下就完事然后走人。

讓你睡讓你睡！

If you do, your kitty will log the time and make up the deficit later.

不然貓貓會(huì)掐準(zhǔn)時(shí)間，午夜時(shí)分來騷擾你的……