The Internet is filled with a lot of wild and wonderful things. A lot of ridiculous shit too, of course, and sometimes we just want to get away from it all. We need a way to hide from the constant binging of our phones and humblebrags on social media without leaving the comfort of our home.
互聯(lián)網(wǎng)上充斥著大量瘋狂又美妙的事物，當(dāng)然也有很多荒唐之事。有時(shí)候，我們只想遠(yuǎn)離它們，所以我們需要一種方法使我們既不用離開舒適的家，又可以遠(yuǎn)離手機(jī)的狂轟亂炸和社交網(wǎng)絡(luò)上的謙虛自夸。

But how? Well, behold: the KFC Internet Escape Pod.
但是這要如何實(shí)現(xiàn)呢？瞧！肯德基推出了斷網(wǎng)帳篷。

According to KFC’s website, the dome is “l(fā)ike a magic force field designed to disrupt the internet coming to and from your devices.” Because apparently turning our phones and computers off isn’t enough.
據(jù)肯德基官網(wǎng)透露，這種帳篷“就像一個(gè)神奇的力場(chǎng)，是用來屏蔽那些設(shè)備的網(wǎng)絡(luò)信號(hào)?！币?yàn)殛P(guān)掉手機(jī)和電腦顯然還不夠。

"We were going to sell this for the ridiculously high price of $96,485.34, but in the spirit of Cyber Monday it can be yours for $10,000,” the website says.
“我們打算以極高的價(jià)格，也就是96485.34美元來銷售該產(chǎn)品，不過本著網(wǎng)絡(luò)星期一的精神，你花10000美元就可以得到它，”該網(wǎng)站稱。

People may marvel at the absurdity of KFC selling something other than a bucket of drumsticks. In fact, not only are they selling a $10,000 tent, but the company’s online store also sells pillows, socks, and jewelry. There’s even a KFC’s clothing line.
人們也許會(huì)對(duì)肯德基這種荒謬的行為感到驚訝，肯德基除了賣全家桶竟然還賣其他東西。實(shí)際上，該公司不僅賣10000美元的帳篷，它還通過網(wǎng)店銷售枕頭、襪子和珠寶?？系禄踔吝€有一個(gè)服裝品牌。

The company acknowledges that “a special person with a gizmo” has to test the Internet-blocking cage before they can claim “total and utter signal impenetrability .”
該公司承認(rèn)，必須要“有一個(gè)有裝備的特殊之人”來測(cè)試一下這個(gè)斷網(wǎng)帳篷，之后他們才可以聲稱該產(chǎn)品能“完全屏蔽信號(hào)”。

So if you’ve got an extra $10,000 lying around – and a gizmo, of course — check out the KFC website to grab your Internet Escape Pod. But hurry, the company says “this product is on close out and won’t be replenished when sold out.”
所以如果你有額外的10000美元無處可用，當(dāng)然還要有一個(gè)裝備，你就可以去肯德基官網(wǎng)上為自己買一個(gè)斷網(wǎng)帳篷。不過你要抓緊時(shí)間，因?yàn)樵摴颈硎?，“該產(chǎn)品正在廉價(jià)出售，而且賣光后就不會(huì)補(bǔ)貨了”。

（翻譯：Dlacus）